pale sex kitten

a ghostly white girl who craves sex in kinky ways

Kelly is a pale sex kitten because she purrs like a cat while engaging in sexual behaviors

by kelllllllllll November 13, 2007

Pale Rider's Wrath

A drink that is guaranteed either a duey, loss of self control, embarassment, alcohol poisoning, and or death. As opposed to regular Jungle Juice served out of a large styrofoam container, this drink too is out of a styrofoam container but will get u twice as destroyed as Jungle Juice. Follow the steps to make a White Russian except switch out the Vodka for Everclear and add cream till taste is smooth. Continue until container is full enough to make a minimum of at least four girls and two guys pass out. Douse entire mixture with Amaretto to taste. Don a Michael Myers mask, Scream mask or some other ghastly mask and mix with large ladle laughing like a maniac daring anyone to drink it at the party. Hilarity ensues

-What the hell is he doing over there?

-I don't know. Why the hell is he laughing like that and wearing that damn Scream mask?

-Emily's going over there.

-He's pourin her a drink. What the hell is that stuff?!

-He said he was making some stupid ass drink called Pale RiiiiiiiiiGod f'ing damn!!!! She just f'ing passed out!!! Go get her!!

(Deranged laughter in background)

( Pale Rider's Wrath strikes again bitch bahahahaha!!!)

-I'm calling the cops.

by slicstaviczta October 26, 2007

i so pale

A phrase used when reporters don't know they are on air

R1: I so pale
R2: You're on! *giggles*
RE: *Begins to give the news*

by DukeSliver May 12, 2021

India pale ale

imagine a good beer. now imagine a field of hops in the beer. bitter and disgusting beer only drank by snobs who think they are better than you.

see beer snob

"ew you drink lager?"

"yeah I like Sam Adams deal with it"

"I'm ginna drink my 7% ABV india pale ale that is brewed in Vermont and boasts an entire Forrest of hops in it"

by drknife March 25, 2013

went pale

lack of color -never an indication of a healthy situation.

that program made my computer mad and it went pale, i'm going to have to reboot that bitch!

steve went pale because of hypothermia

ace caught 'the' cancer and went pale

by michael foolsley March 11, 2010

Pale Rider's Wrath

A Drink considered by some to be the king of all drinks. Created over 1.25 billion years ago by satin in a plot to distract GOD and steal the throne of heaven,the devil made the first Pale Riders Wrath. During the war for all creation, the drink was spilled in to a black hole and the recipe was banished to a place what would one day be called Philadelphia, in hopes that it would never be found. The Drink was discovered in the year 1776 by two bartenders working near Independence Hall. Using the recipe penned in blood the two men recreated the Pale Riders Wrath and served it to the Second Continental Congress, who would send along with the Declaration of Independence, a dirty letter to the queen written by a very drunk and horny Ben Franklin, witch is what really started the Revolutionary War.

Ben Franklin to Thomas Jefferson," Just mail it, come on, it will be so dam funny.

Thomas Jefferson to Ben Franklin, Taking a swig of the Pale Riders Wrath " yea, OK,..... who are you?......., never mind, yea I'll send it, but I'm adding a picture of my pecker for the lulz!

One year latter,
Thomas Jefferson to Ben Franklin, I thought we sent a nice letter, King George sends an Army, Why?

Ben Franklin to Thomas Jefferson, " we sent a letter?........... Dam you Pale Rider's Wrath!!!!!!!!!!!!

by JBall The Destroyer January 3, 2010

Blue Pale Idiot

DanTDM

Look at him! Hes a Blue Pale Idiot!

by DanTDMisabluepaleidiot November 29, 2021