"No thanks" -Joe
"What gives bro, are you Mormon or something?" -Bill
"No, I just like beer like Sam Adams and Dogfish Head" -Joe
"You f---ing beer snob!" - Bill
Beer Snoob: "Give me a glass of Hoegaarden, don't forget the lemon"
ACTUAL Beer Snob: "What kind of mass-produced shit is that? I'll take a Rochefort 10, bottle conditioned for no less than 4 years, and make sure you bring it with the appropriate Trappist glassware. Many thanks"
Beer snobs are tedious bores, assuming that any beer which doesn't meet their definition of "adequately pretentious" is drunk out of ignorance.
"I don't drink goat piss. Give me a Schteupereiner - warm! With a fork and knife!"
"It's 104 degrees out."
"We don't have any Schteupereiner. All we have is this, which our daughter brought home from college. It's some kind of microbrew from Oregon, something called "Neu Dungcastle Pine Chocolate Honey Garlic Walnut Porter."
"Does it cost at least $12.00 for a six pack?"
"I don't know. It looks like she just bought the bottle for...it looks like $8.00."
"Yeah, gimme that. You are philistines, the lot of you! And make sure you give me a room temperature glass! I don't want any condensation on those chilled glasses you keep around watering down my beer!"
"Here you go!"
"THAT....is a PILSENER GLASS. Are you trying to start shit?"
"You sir, are a motherfucking beer snob - a relentless elitist of poor character and abject dicketry. And now, you die. ENGARDE!"
"He only drinks expensive imports and microbrews. He thinks he's too good to drink Bud Light with the rest of us peasents. Fucking beer snob."
Snob "Psh, thats like 4%, AND I don't like the taste."
Friend "WTF? Its beer, what are you whining about?"
Snob "Whatever! I want my special beer!"
Friend "You're a freaking beer snob. You don't get any beer now."