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Muffled-Torpedo

(Muff-l-ed; Tor-peed-oh): The action of first man or

woman's anus passing gas at the moment that it is being

penetrated by second man's penis. The penis of man two is

referred to as the torpedo being muffled by the fart of man

or woman one. Can be pleasurable and sexy. Can be

embarassing and awkward.
Tyrese: "TAKE IT! TAKE IT! TAKE IT MUH-FUCKA!"

Deejanaye: "OH, BABY! YOU DO IT SO GOOD... Um, excuse me..."

Tyrese: "Damn, baby! That felt good! Shit, do dat again!"

Deejanaye: "I didn't mean to."

Tyrese: "Naa, baby! Ain't nothin' wrong with a little muffled-torpedo!"
by The Choco September 23, 2011
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Muffle-me-puffer

A fart of average to loud volume that sounds muffled due to various factors. (fabric/thickness of pants, position, etc.)
Oh, that fart was a muffle-me-puffer!
by Peachfuzz Jimmy February 7, 2009
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muffin muffle

1. Cunnilingus or oral sex on a woman
2. Talking while performing oral sex on a woman
I couldn't understand him due to some muffin muffle.

I was giving her the old muffin muffle last night.
by ThatBitchNiP September 27, 2018
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Muffle

The snout or muzzle of a dog, given this word because dogs cannot talk.
Spanky has a 4” Cocoa muffle.
by Deez Nuts83 April 29, 2021
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twat muffle

Oi, Carol do you have any twat muffles I forgot mine.
by Kilian Silverbrand August 28, 2021
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Muffled Trumpet

When you sense you lady friend is about to flatulate in the act of cunnilingus, reach your hand between her loins open palmed and gently press against her bum hole, and control the release of wind at your discretion.
Jake: "I can't go down on my wife after Taco Tuesday, if you know what I mean."
Matt: "Yo, you gotta play the muffled trumpet. Works wonders with Lexi. She loves it."
Jake: "Just get up in there?"
Matt: "I straight Miles Davised Lexi last Tuesday. Just take it into your own hands. Pun intended."
by bboymono January 28, 2015
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Muffle

Also known as a snout or muzzle on a dog. This definition is called this word because dogs cannot talk.
Spanky has a 4” muffle.
by Deez Nuts83 April 29, 2021
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