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pinky + middle finger and index finger

When someone holds just a pinky, middle finger and index finger, it means he is short (that's why pinky), idiot (that's why middle finger), and he is POINTless (that's why index finger)
Meowbahh's fan was holds a pinky + middle finger and index finger (Meowbahh's fan should be deleted from Earth)
by IsThisUsernameOpen? June 7, 2022
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pinky, middle and index finger up

This means they are a sad gay loner, with a hairy shit covered cum stained taint you don’t want to associate yourself with. The person that does this pose gets 0 bitches and will probably die a virgin. Being drunk is not a valid excuse.
Girl 1: look at this photo isn’t he cute

Girl 2: ye but look he’s only holding his pinky, middle and index finger up

Both: *proceed to projectile vomit followed by deleting the photo and ghosting him for the rest of eternity*
by Tranny Fanny August 1, 2022
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McKinley-Sugar Index

A method for decision making in parties of 2 or more that maximizes the enjoyment for the collective party.

The McKinley-Sugar Index utilizes a simple -10 to 10 scale that each party member is asked to assign a value between -10 to 10 to. For each individual, an answer of -10 indicates maximum negation and an answer of +10 indicates maximum affirmation. The resulting sum of all responses is used to decide on the topic at hand.
Jason: How does everyone feel on the McKinley-Sugar Index about pizza tonight?

Sam: I'm a 3

John: I'm a 7
Laura: I'm a -5

Jason: Great, I'm a -1 on pizza, so our sum is 4. Looks like we're getting pizza tonight!
by luiswu January 15, 2024
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Stasis index

A measure of unmerited popularity of a new band. It is defined by the following formula:

# of fans * # of tee-shirts sold / (# of shows played * # of songs recorded)

The greater the Stasis Index, the greater the unmerited popularity. It is named after the technical melodic post-indie-core progressive rock band Stasis, from Boxford , MA, whose Stasis index is undefined.
"Yo dude, you hear about this band Stasis?"
"Yeah bro, I tried to calculate its Stasis Index but my paper burst into flames!"
by redfish November 5, 2012
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Waffle house index

A scale created by FEMA used to determine how bad a situation is.

Green: Normal day, serves regular menu

Yellow: Using the generator/limited food supply, serves the limited menu

Red: YOUR ONLY CHANCE IS TO FUCKING PRAY (Things are bad, Waffle House is closed)
"Hey man things are really getting bad out there"

"Is it really? The waffle house index will determine that"
by free cheese June 1, 2023
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Tompkins Index

A mathematical function to describe the rate in growth of WhatsApp side-chats post a salacious and often incendiary comment in a central, widely inclusive group-chat.
Paul - "Geez, Andrew just dropped a couple of cables in the LEOG"
Samuel "Christ, this'll test the Tompkins Index"
by sxpress7 September 13, 2019
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