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River Bottom Dweller 

A person who primarily hangs out at dirty rivers bottoms, they might appear to be homeless, but they live with their parents or their sex offender uncle. They drink Pabst Blue Ribbon, or Olde English. The highest education level reached was 9th grade. All their tattoos are homemade. A river bottom dweller's only mode of transportation is a bicycle. They only date girls who are between the ages of 13-16. Watch out for them, they will be the ones doing the hulk hogan pose.
That guy is such a river bottom dweller.
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Cave dweller 

A person who doesn't get out much or at all. Very commonly a gamer. Can also be a person who simply feels like he/she doesn't really add up with people.
Person: You need to get out more, you're such a cave dweller!

Cave dweller: Whatever... *proceeds to play Dota, lol and wow*
Cave dweller by Philosoraptr June 16, 2015

Top Dweller 

Often used at parties when the host is disliked somewhat, the top dweller is when someone, instead of using the toilet as normal, takes the lid off the cistern and shits in there. This results in shit particles flooding the toilet every time it is flushed. It can last for weeks on end, depending on the quality of the shit
Bro, that cunt tried to kick me out, so I left a top dweller in his loo. His mum will be cleaning that thing for weeks

porch dweller

usually a black person that hangs around his porch waiting to shoot any person that walks by.They also usually smoke crack which keeps them on their porches all day so they don't get bored waiting for an innocent bystander to shoot.
Our next door neighbor Tyrone is such a porch dweller, he needs to get a life and get his ass to rehab.
porch dweller by cole cleveland March 18, 2010

Stair Dweller 

A child who dwells usually under or close to stairs during lunch, and passing periods, who often is and Anime fag, or general creeper. things kids often engage in eating ice cream, wrestling, and various other activities, all under the stairs.
these kids often thing that there are popular or socially acceptable, but the general population of schools hates them due to their weird rituals
Dude, those STAIR DWELLERS are wrestling under there!
Stair Dweller by General Truth December 3, 2010

cellar dweller

A suburban, white guy, usually over the age of 30, who lives in a basement apartment. He doesn't have a steady job, can't get a date, and listens to 80's power ballads on his stereo while cooking mac and cheese on a hot plate. Throw a mullet haircut and a possible substance abuse problem and you get the picture. This dude this also known as a basement dweller.
Jack Martin was a typical cellar dweller - no girl, no money, no job, no ambition - just his basement apartment which smelled like mildew, cigarette smoke, and semen.
cellar dweller by lovebug11768 July 16, 2006

vag dweller 

person who gives up friends for a piece of ass
Jamie Wasniewski is a female version of a vag dweller that bitch'll open her legs for anyone!
vag dweller by nap dym March 9, 2005