A sizzurp chugger is one who chugs the lean even though he knows what happened to big moe back in ‘07. He knows that it’s impossible for sizzurp to survive in an environment that’s not a styrofoam cup and the proper amount of jolly ranchers needed in the codeine . He’s a big barre baby and a purple drank master. But the lean will inevitably take his life as it’s prophesied in moeilations 1:11.
(Ryan and Hayden visit tommys grave after his death and talk to him through a ouija board)
Ryan: yo my dawg Tommy what’s up my boy I saw you trying to chug that sizzurp
Tommy: yes because I didn’t listen to Moeilations 1:11 “thou that chugs thy sizzurp will experience more then the expected mild euphoria, thou shall experience death”
Hayden: Tommy you were such a sizzurp chugger! I’m happy you’re dead
Tommy: please forgive me so that my soul can rest in peace, I only have more day till I’m sent till he’ll for all of eternity unless I’m forgiven
Hayden: No
Ryan: come on Hayden he deserves forgiveness he’s knows he did wrong and paid the price
Hayden: No he’s a Sizzurp chugger he deserves eternal suffering
Ryan: yeah you prob right let’s go
Tommy: I am a baby
(Hayden and Ryan consume the proper amount of purple drank for the rest of their long, happy lives while tommy is sent to hell to suffer for all eternity)
Ryan: yo my dawg Tommy what’s up my boy I saw you trying to chug that sizzurp
Tommy: yes because I didn’t listen to Moeilations 1:11 “thou that chugs thy sizzurp will experience more then the expected mild euphoria, thou shall experience death”
Hayden: Tommy you were such a sizzurp chugger! I’m happy you’re dead
Tommy: please forgive me so that my soul can rest in peace, I only have more day till I’m sent till he’ll for all of eternity unless I’m forgiven
Hayden: No
Ryan: come on Hayden he deserves forgiveness he’s knows he did wrong and paid the price
Hayden: No he’s a Sizzurp chugger he deserves eternal suffering
Ryan: yeah you prob right let’s go
Tommy: I am a baby
(Hayden and Ryan consume the proper amount of purple drank for the rest of their long, happy lives while tommy is sent to hell to suffer for all eternity)
by Hot dog tommy October 24, 2022
by Dave May 9, 2003
someone who enjoys wanking over people of chinese origin. If u masterbate while watching a chinese person having sex, oral sex, breast feeding, poking themselves or having anal sex then you are a 'chinky chugger'. A 'chinky chugger' gets turned on by a chinese person.
dude 1: oh man shes so hot
dude 2: man shes chinese!
dude 1: so wot shes hot, oh man im getting a boner
dude 2: oh my god your a chinky chugger!!!!!
dude 2: man shes chinese!
dude 1: so wot shes hot, oh man im getting a boner
dude 2: oh my god your a chinky chugger!!!!!
by kyle pender June 22, 2007
The cottage cheese chuggers were so repulsive on that swamp donkey that I would rather be breast fed by my own grandmother
by Pauloscouser September 13, 2018
Getting rubbed through the pants by your girlfriend of 2 years until you ejaculate In your shorts. This act will still let you get your rocks off and relieve tensions in a sexless relationship while still practicing abstinence.
Hey Doug have you you gotten any from that girl you have been with for 3 years?
- Yes, some mouth kisses and she sure knows how to work those Church Girl Chuggers!
- Yes, some mouth kisses and she sure knows how to work those Church Girl Chuggers!
by DiableBlanco April 14, 2021
Derived from the Latin puppis, meaning back or rear, and the modern American chug
An insult that means the same as retard,stupid,butt nugget,a$$-face,etc. (This word can be used as a compound word when used with the word butt nugget.)
An insult that means the same as retard,stupid,butt nugget,a$$-face,etc. (This word can be used as a compound word when used with the word butt nugget.)
1
Me:Aw crap! I dropped my friggin ice-cream!
Bob:Hahaha, YOU SUCK!
Me:You should really shut up,you poop chugger
2
Me:CRAP! I cant find my homework!
Bob:Hahahhahah its because your STUPID
Me:At least im not a butt-nugget-poop-chugger like you!
Me:Aw crap! I dropped my friggin ice-cream!
Bob:Hahaha, YOU SUCK!
Me:You should really shut up,you poop chugger
2
Me:CRAP! I cant find my homework!
Bob:Hahahhahah its because your STUPID
Me:At least im not a butt-nugget-poop-chugger like you!
by ??????????????????? O.o May 13, 2009
I walked in on Bryan eating cheeseburgers and butt chugging last Saturday night- he's such a carnivorous butt chugger.
by Zuropaman November 16, 2013