verb, noun
1. When a girl uses her fingers to rub her genitals for sexual pleasure.
2. Female masturbation.
3. Ideally done with fingers but can also be done with dildos, vibrators, shower massager, cucumber, banana, etc.
4. It's what you do when you don't have a man to pleasure you.
5. Can be used to treat insomnia, stress, and menstrual cramps.
6. A mood elevator.
1. When a girl uses her fingers to rub her genitals for sexual pleasure.
2. Female masturbation.
3. Ideally done with fingers but can also be done with dildos, vibrators, shower massager, cucumber, banana, etc.
4. It's what you do when you don't have a man to pleasure you.
5. Can be used to treat insomnia, stress, and menstrual cramps.
6. A mood elevator.
Allie twitters vigorously in the shower by allowing the water to fiercely hit her lady part causing her to have an orgasm since she doesn't have a man to do it for her.
by justanotherdirtymind September 10, 2009
Get the Twittermug. To violently shake an erect penis, in an attempt to expel the last few drops of semen from the tip after an ejaculation.
by juicy.king April 19, 2009
Get the Twittermug. "I'm gonna go see Jessica Albas twitter, because I totally know her in real life and want to know what she is doing, because I'm a follower."
by Lozai January 26, 2010
Get the Twittermug. Girl: "Today I saw this guy eating a sandwich with HUGE bites!"
"Today my mom yelled at me for not doing the laundry"
"This morning I dropped my waffle! How horrible"
"During break I saw Ben and Jill kiss each other!"
etc...
Other: "She's such a twitter"
"Today my mom yelled at me for not doing the laundry"
"This morning I dropped my waffle! How horrible"
"During break I saw Ben and Jill kiss each other!"
etc...
Other: "She's such a twitter"
by masquerraid April 5, 2009
Get the Twittermug. Social media messaging service for the following.
-"The Sexy"
-Those who keep tabs on real people whom we call friends.
-Celebrities who make claim and believe to be real people.
-Certainly not weird social degenerates.
Usable through various forms of "current" stellar transmissions including:
SMS
IM
GPS
SSBJ
TPS
LMFAO
It is exceptional to the previous form of communication!
-"The Sexy"
-Those who keep tabs on real people whom we call friends.
-Celebrities who make claim and believe to be real people.
-Certainly not weird social degenerates.
Usable through various forms of "current" stellar transmissions including:
SMS
IM
GPS
SSBJ
TPS
LMFAO
It is exceptional to the previous form of communication!
I follow all my friends with Twitter no matter what!
i.e.
Jean Claude - Gawsh... I sure cant believe no one has taken a stab at twitter yet!
Brucie Boye - "I KNOOW!!"
i.e.
Jean Claude - Gawsh... I sure cant believe no one has taken a stab at twitter yet!
Brucie Boye - "I KNOOW!!"
by jergonymous esquire VII March 16, 2009
Get the Twittermug. 
by Joe the 2nd 3rd and the 4th January 10, 2021
Get the Twittermug.