10 definitions by BooBooKeys
The scum and grease of any given social media site will eventually funnel its way into a subreddit. Reddit is a popular social media site characterized by its user base, a load of fat morons who scroll through r/dankmemes, start flame wars, and gorge themselves on pizza rolls.
Reddit users boast about the amount of karma they have: worthless internet points based off comments, posts, and likes (known as upvotes.) They will incessantly make fun of users who haven’t acquired ridiculous masses of karma, bragging about how they spend 25 hours a day doing nothing but upvoting posts to feel validation from the unfeeling code that displays all the karma they have generated.
Reddit occasionally contains the helpful post. However, further investigation of said helpful Reddit post will disappoint you. Every fucking time there’s an argument in the comments.
If you’ve ever engaged in a Reddit flame war, you know what it’s like. Bickering, whining, and insults back and forth all day and all night. Make sure “you’re” grammar is on par with Robert Frost, or “your” going to find your head rolling across the floor, sliced clean off by a neckbeard and the D&D sword he probably can’t use. Any argument, and I mean the most water tight, bulletproof shit can and will be shot down if you so much as misspell a single word.
Reddit has no other demographic than the morbidly obese manchild who lives down the street.
Reddit is the least fun place on the internet.
Reddit users boast about the amount of karma they have: worthless internet points based off comments, posts, and likes (known as upvotes.) They will incessantly make fun of users who haven’t acquired ridiculous masses of karma, bragging about how they spend 25 hours a day doing nothing but upvoting posts to feel validation from the unfeeling code that displays all the karma they have generated.
Reddit occasionally contains the helpful post. However, further investigation of said helpful Reddit post will disappoint you. Every fucking time there’s an argument in the comments.
If you’ve ever engaged in a Reddit flame war, you know what it’s like. Bickering, whining, and insults back and forth all day and all night. Make sure “you’re” grammar is on par with Robert Frost, or “your” going to find your head rolling across the floor, sliced clean off by a neckbeard and the D&D sword he probably can’t use. Any argument, and I mean the most water tight, bulletproof shit can and will be shot down if you so much as misspell a single word.
Reddit has no other demographic than the morbidly obese manchild who lives down the street.
Reddit is the least fun place on the internet.
Redditor: I spent 7 hours on the toilet yesterday browsing r/irony and r/dankmemes!!!!!
Doctor Penis: That’s wonderful. Go to sleep now it’s time for your gastric bypass. Maybe you’ll drop a couple hundred pounds.
Doctor Penis: That’s wonderful. Go to sleep now it’s time for your gastric bypass. Maybe you’ll drop a couple hundred pounds.
by BooBooKeys January 4, 2021
Twitter is an absolute dumpster fire. From the moment you create an account to the final seconds before you delete it and free yourself from hell online, there is literally no end to the grease stains who use the site.
For one thing you have the SJWs, the migrants from Tumblr who follow their favorite porn artists and leave an absolute wreck wherever they go. They're condescending, over-analytical, and wouldn't know how to shut the fuck up if it backhanded them.
Then you have the porn artists they followed to Twitter in the first place. It takes manpower to analyze every photo or video that goes onto adult sites to make sure it's not illegal. Either Twitter has no moderation at all or it is entirely directed at shit that doesn't need moderating, because the sheer volume of NSFW work that goes unchecked is impressive and upsetting.
And then you have people who should have no platform at all on the grounds that they are extremely problematic and are just nasty people in general. Actual pedophiles are allowed a platform to the dismay of normal people who would immediately remove said platform. You've got your racists and homophobes on the site, too, as with every site that allows people to write things, but what makes Twitter stand out is its inability to give a fuck.
An average day on Twitter is the symbolic equivalent of taking a watery shit into a Boeing 757's engine, then laughing in delight as it sprays at anything and everything it can cover.
For one thing you have the SJWs, the migrants from Tumblr who follow their favorite porn artists and leave an absolute wreck wherever they go. They're condescending, over-analytical, and wouldn't know how to shut the fuck up if it backhanded them.
Then you have the porn artists they followed to Twitter in the first place. It takes manpower to analyze every photo or video that goes onto adult sites to make sure it's not illegal. Either Twitter has no moderation at all or it is entirely directed at shit that doesn't need moderating, because the sheer volume of NSFW work that goes unchecked is impressive and upsetting.
And then you have people who should have no platform at all on the grounds that they are extremely problematic and are just nasty people in general. Actual pedophiles are allowed a platform to the dismay of normal people who would immediately remove said platform. You've got your racists and homophobes on the site, too, as with every site that allows people to write things, but what makes Twitter stand out is its inability to give a fuck.
An average day on Twitter is the symbolic equivalent of taking a watery shit into a Boeing 757's engine, then laughing in delight as it sprays at anything and everything it can cover.
Twitter User: I love Twitter because I can find groups to hang out with, such as the MAP community and the DSMP fandom!
The average individual with a working frontal lobe: Shut the fuck up
The average individual with a working frontal lobe: Shut the fuck up
by BooBooKeys June 28, 2021
A common term within the Pokemon community who actively searches for shiny Pokemon, rather than just happening by them.
Shiny Hunters, myself included, will utilize multiple strategies and methods to maximize their odds of finding a shiny. Most of the time, that "method" involves pressing the same fucking buttons over and over for hours for a Pokemon that gives no advantages. The only special fucking thing about shiny Pokemon is that they're a different color. That's it.
Shiny Hunters face scrutiny for doing the same thing for hours, days, weeks, even years at a time for a goddamn Mewtwo to be green instead of purple. Many non Shiny Hunters are confused by the notion of Shiny Hunting, as it seems like a waste of time, and a quick self-analysis would show that they're probably too impatient to get into shiny hunting, anyways. However, most Shiny Hunters came from that group of people, and eventually became so numb to bullshit RNG that they mindlessly turn their game on and off over and over like it's no big deal.
Shiny Hunters, myself included, will utilize multiple strategies and methods to maximize their odds of finding a shiny. Most of the time, that "method" involves pressing the same fucking buttons over and over for hours for a Pokemon that gives no advantages. The only special fucking thing about shiny Pokemon is that they're a different color. That's it.
Shiny Hunters face scrutiny for doing the same thing for hours, days, weeks, even years at a time for a goddamn Mewtwo to be green instead of purple. Many non Shiny Hunters are confused by the notion of Shiny Hunting, as it seems like a waste of time, and a quick self-analysis would show that they're probably too impatient to get into shiny hunting, anyways. However, most Shiny Hunters came from that group of people, and eventually became so numb to bullshit RNG that they mindlessly turn their game on and off over and over like it's no big deal.
"Is the author of the Shiny Hunter definition actually a Shiny Hunter?"
"That's what I heard. Apparently they spent 7 months soft resetting their game 15,532 times for a shiny Nihilego."
"What a fucking loser."
"That's what I heard. Apparently they spent 7 months soft resetting their game 15,532 times for a shiny Nihilego."
"What a fucking loser."
by BooBooKeys March 2, 2021
A sad ass weeb who can’t get no pussy so they let bitches walk all over their ass for even the slightest increase of a chance of obtaining pussy.
These motherfuckers love e-girls like Belle Delphine and will forfeit their annual salary and all mortal possessions to the e-girl in question’s Patreon, then proceed to shit and piss all over the place when their username is mentioned on Twitch.
Watch out for these mofos. They’re SUCKERS IDOLIZING MEDIOCRE PUSSY.
These motherfuckers love e-girls like Belle Delphine and will forfeit their annual salary and all mortal possessions to the e-girl in question’s Patreon, then proceed to shit and piss all over the place when their username is mentioned on Twitch.
Watch out for these mofos. They’re SUCKERS IDOLIZING MEDIOCRE PUSSY.
Belle Dolphin: Thank you so much XxOtaku_swagM4ST4_69xX for the donation of your annual salary!
The Simp: I piss and shit and cum all over the place because I am a SIMP.
The Simp: I piss and shit and cum all over the place because I am a SIMP.
by BooBooKeys December 22, 2019
Typically an 8th grade girl that was the love child of Snapchat and Tumblr. This species of little shit can be seen at your local Starbucks with a metal straw, a scrunchie, a signature Hydroflask, and a big crater on the side of their head. Visco girls obtained their name from the godawful social media application Visco, which is really just a shittier Instagram. Visco girls are extremely dangerous, as their general idiocy is stored in glands in their mouth that is released as a lethal toxin. Occasionally the toxin will lay dormant, however, when a Visco girl makes their trademark mating calls, “Sksksksksk” or “And I oop”, the toxin is excreted and kills anyone within a 50 foot distance of the Visco girl. Stay very very very far away.
God: Please look out, my children. There is a visco girl in your general vicinity.
Visco girl: Sksksksksk What a mood!
(There is no ending to the aforementioned dialogue as everyone is dead. Yes. Even god.)
Visco girl: Sksksksksk What a mood!
(There is no ending to the aforementioned dialogue as everyone is dead. Yes. Even god.)
by BooBooKeys September 1, 2019
The Thug Shaker is a dance move typically performed by young Black men that are a presumably part of the hood. These young men are frequently naked while performing the Thug Shaker, and when they are not, are typically in their underwear or otherwise exposed so that their big fat ass can be seen by all. The Thug Shaker is a dance move that involves twerking or shaking ones ass in front of a camera.
Young White Male: Ay, bro! Can you do the Thug Shaker?
Young Black Male, stripping his clothes: You bet! *begins to shake his juicy ass*
Young White Male: Now that's what I call a Thug Shaker!!!
Young Black Male: Thanks!
Young Black Male, stripping his clothes: You bet! *begins to shake his juicy ass*
Young White Male: Now that's what I call a Thug Shaker!!!
Young Black Male: Thanks!
by BooBooKeys December 6, 2021
Also written as 4th Genner, a Fourth Genner is a member of the Pokemon community whose first or most memorable experience with the franchise is with the fourth generation of Pokémon games (Pokémon Diamond, Pearl, and Platinum), although some consider fans of Pokémon Heart Gold and Soul Silver Fourth Genners. Fourth Genners are widely regarded in the Pokémon community to be the second whiniest group of fans, second only to Genwunners. Fourth Genners are stereotyped by over analyzing Pokémon games, movies, etc. for the slightest hint at a Gen 4 remake, complaining when a Pokémon game is revealed that is not a Gen 4 remake. They are often stereotyped to hate Fifth Genners, quarreling with them frequently over whether Pokémon DPPT is better than Pokémon Black/White.
Dude: Watch out for the dude screaming at that kid with a Tepig backpack. I think he might be a Fourth Genner.
by BooBooKeys December 27, 2021