Sacred Totem Pole

A. The Penis

B. An activity mainly men watch and want women to not nag or question about it

A. Rita: Boy, could you go harder, Ricky?

Ricky: Sorry Rita. You have to respect The Sacred Totem Pole

B. Husband: Honey, I have to watch the Football Game!

Nagging Wife: Why do you HAVE to watch the game?

Husband: Cuz, The game is my sacred totem pole!

by RhonaldMcFondled September 13, 2010

Flag

Get the Sacred Totem Pole mug.

Recognition Totem

Wearable articles of clothing, insignia, trinkets or other indicia meant to signify membership in a particular subgroup or subculture.

"On the subway I exchanged a knowing glance with a fellow NRA member. We both wore a lapel pin bearing the classic eagle clutching a rifle. A subtle recognition totem that otherwise doesn't attract much attention."

by DessertEagle June 8, 2015

Flag

Get the Recognition Totem mug.

totem slut

a female specifically interested in gamers. a female who will trade sexual favors, nudes, or other sexual content for help in video games. a female who will lead on an innocent gamer in order to get help in their game.

i was in a match with this girl and she was real sweet and acted interested, but the first time i couldn’t get her up she bolted. what a totem slut.

by bitchzilla420 April 25, 2021

Flag

Get the totem slut mug.

totem poop

When two or more individuals use the restroom for taking a poop at the same time on the same toilet. One sits on the porcelain and the other/others sit upon each other’s laps and do their business between the legs of the individual beneath them. All with the goal of landing in the toilet.

Billy: “I totally have to take a shit!”
Frank: “oh man me too, but we only have the one bathroom!!”
Billy: “let’s just totem poop”
Frank: “awe man ok! Let’s do it!”

by RalphusFudge February 24, 2023

Flag

Get the totem poop mug.