5 definitions by King Smidi

A foul smelling yellow eyed creature from the back alleys of Detroit that comes out at night to gather your belongings while you sleep in order to fulfill his crack motivating mission.
Damn that swamp lurker bastard from the alley two streets down stole all my shit out of the garage last night.
by King Smidi August 25, 2017
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When a Hoe from the corner is involved in a lucrative deal where you and your boys partake in a series of ass knocking inevitably leaving the bitch in a triangle formation known as the Bermuda ass angle then disappearing on that hoe back to the Miami Zoe hood.
Damn we need to hit the corner and get us a kaleidoscope hoe and then disappear on that bitch like the Bermuda ass angle .
by King Smidi August 25, 2017
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A nigger from the swamp streets of Detroit with piss colored eyes looking for crack at all hours of the day.
Damn that yellow eyed nigger won't leave me alone.
by King Smidi August 25, 2017
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When a late night snake looking bitch is stacked up on top of and slowly takes the form of a creature from the sewers of Detroit.
Damn that totem pole hoe was nice until I looked up and saw what that bitches face looked like.
by King Smidi July 1, 2017
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When a crackhead from the streets of Detroit begins to peak on his solid powder and demand money from you in order to stay on his crack mongering mission.
Damn that crack spazz wouldn't leave me alone for over an hour until I gave gave him a dollar to continue his crack mission.
by King Smidi July 6, 2017
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