Top Definition
A. The Penis

B. An activity mainly men watch and want women to not nag or question about it
A. Rita: Boy, could you go harder, Ricky?

Ricky: Sorry Rita. You have to respect The Sacred Totem Pole

B. Husband: Honey, I have to watch the Football Game!

Nagging Wife: Why do you HAVE to watch the game?

Husband: Cuz, The game is my sacred totem pole!
by RhonaldMcFondled September 12, 2010

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