Newt ( Thomas Brodie-Sangster)

SEXY ASS HUNK OF A MAN

Person 1: Omg have you seen Newt ( Thomas Brodie-Sangster)
Person 2: Yessss he is one SEXY ASS HUNK OF A MAN

by Newt Fannnn March 28, 2021

newt's pretty cute

a response to somebody asking if you're gay/bi/lesbian/etc. usually use if you are gay/bi/lesbian/etc.

person 1:dude are you actually (insert member of LGBTQ+ community name)
person 2: hey newt's pretty cute

by Pheonix272008 March 4, 2021

Preston newt

An endangered species of newt only found, in the wonderful city we call Preston. Only a few of lucky people will come across these in their gardens.

Look mum! I just found a preston newt in the garden.

by Lunoir June 30, 2019

Fig Newts

"Fig Newts" a substitute for saying "figures". Primarily used when one does something they are infamous for or an event that is most likely to occur to oneself

"got drunk last night and slept with some random shrimp, and I didnt even get her name!!"

-RORY

"Fig Newts"

-PAM

by *PJP* May 31, 2011

Newt-a-Mania

Disease of believing Newt Gingrich would actually make a good President.

Sean: Newt-a-Mania is sweeping America. Newt Gingrich is a great American.
John: Newt Gingrich is fat.

by makivelli March 7, 2012

Newts wife

Not Melie’s wife

Newts wife is not Melie’s wife.

by Sperm killer March 30, 2021

Shlooted Newt

A man with a very large penis. People call him horsecock. Pocketdials his phone with his penis. Eric is usually his first name, but is occasionally called Rick or Long Shlong.

Hey is that a Shlooted Newt working at a Hardees?

Is that scott's sister with a Shlooted Newt?

by TurdInspector145 July 5, 2013