Top Definition
"Fig Newts" a substitute for saying "figures". Primarily used when one does something they are infamous for or an event that is most likely to occur to oneself
"got drunk last night and slept with some random shrimp, and I didnt even get her name!!"


"Fig Newts"

by *PJP* May 31, 2011
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