muka lo kayak kontol

You have a beautiful soul.

I'm dating you because muka lo kayak kontol, Riri.

by bobadrinkforever November 23, 2021

kayaking

The act of taking a kayak paddle and shoving it up your partners ass.

Yeah he was kind if a dick, so I took him kayaking.

by taddie69 March 31, 2021

Kayaked

To be penetrated anally by tj

“Your gonna get kayaked dumb hoe”

by Joebidenkanye January 09, 2022

kayak brother

One who has been spiritually and physically been admitted into the kayak brotherhood. Those admitted are then obligated to stay true to any known kayak brothers and this abiding by the bros before hoes rule. Kayaks brothers are meant to travel in packs of at least three when on the water.

It is a glorious day to be out on the water with my kayak brothers.

by Kayakbrother1 January 11, 2014

Latte in a kayak.

The unfortunate consequence after paddling too far from shore while enjoying a drink of milk and espresso coffee - especially in or around the tranquil waters of Ft. Myers, Florida.

“Good thing Russell brought a change of clothes, cause he just had a giant latte in a kayak.”

by Wisdom of Russell February 21, 2022

kayak

"Kayak" is the Indonesian word for "resembling, similar to" even though this same word has also been used as a word for "a small, narrow human-powered watercraft typically propelled by means of a long, double-bladed paddle".

That new café has a vibe that really kayaks the old one we used to go to.

by Emotional Cruiser August 17, 2025

Sink the kayak

A euphemism, to "sink the kayak" is to ejaculate during intercourse.

*after ejaculation*
"Yeahh i sank the kayak"

Guy 1 : what you up to tonight?

Guy 2 : I'm going to sink the kayak

by Matt - Drunk fox of the day February 26, 2009