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Kayak

Someone who has no drugs to sell
That kayaks paddling along without selling any legs to anyone bobbing up and down like a tea bag do try it
by Shmick ticker May 19, 2022
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when the blunt is canoeing but you still haven’t gotten ur lighter back
“The blunt is kayaking YALL , where tf is my lighter at?”

“Ayoooo why u hand me a kayak like that?”
by lavas1111 April 7, 2022
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kayaking

The act of taking a kayak paddle and shoving it up your partners ass.
Yeah he was kind if a dick, so I took him kayaking.
by taddie69 March 31, 2021
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"Kayak" is the Indonesian word for "resembling, similar to" even though this same word has also been used as a word for "a small, narrow human-powered watercraft typically propelled by means of a long, double-bladed paddle".
That new café has a vibe that really kayaks the old one we used to go to.
by Emotional Cruiser August 17, 2025
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Tandem kayak

Often considered the missionary position for a MFF thruple. It is when one woman sits on the man's face while the other woman rides his cock. Important that they are facing the same direction!
Hey babe's, I'm horny. Let's get home and ride the tandem kayak!
by Summit Waterboy April 9, 2024
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Red kayak

A term that combine red flag and the water sport kayaking.

A relationship or action built on a person manipulating another in what may seem as normal behavior. The person whom is doing this works on regulting their appearance around certain people and the person they are manipulating. They can come off nice, independent and secure. They will use different methods and information they find online to get what they want. They want a relationship (not really the person they are with) and the perks that might come with it. They will direct and control the relationship and the person in the way they want it. Perks might include not working, a new car, paid trips, getting parent adoration , control and whatever they find as a gain. People who know the person that is being manipulated will generally keep their mouth closed about this beacuase concerns of lash back of this person.
Look she is red kayaking that guy.
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Latte in a kayak.

The unfortunate consequence after paddling too far from shore while enjoying a drink of milk and espresso coffee - especially in or around the tranquil waters of Ft. Myers, Florida.
Good thing Russell brought a change of clothes, cause he just had a giant latte in a kayak.”
by Wisdom of Russell February 21, 2022
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