A group of guys from Essex who think they are alot better than they really are, they deem themselves to be the ultimate partyers however are not more than wannabe's. They aspire to be like other groups who are more popular and more fun.
Essex Divs always refuse invitations to be social, then when they do go out think they are hardcore, however end up being nightlined..
As a social group their sole aim is to be campus celebrities.
Essex Divs always refuse invitations to be social, then when they do go out think they are hardcore, however end up being nightlined..
As a social group their sole aim is to be campus celebrities.
Oh dear look at that lot, such Essex Divs, they think theyre on it but theyre nothing compared to the Hot Fuzz, when will they learn!
by THEHOTFUZZ December 8, 2009
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by crhb May 1, 2011
Essex University-Chelmsford Prison, where various degree of Chav, thug, urchin, and cretin can learn such skills as Literacy, Cooking, and basic math, all the things their cross eyed parents should of taught them if they had known themselves, or if they had gone to school, all thanks to the tax payer.
He's doing a three-year degree at Essex University
by Dr Jack Pays January 31, 2009
The rather unpopular Ford Capri replacment, the Probe was dubbed the Essex Porsche for being an appropriate status symbol at the Dagenham cruise circuit. This rather ugly motor shares it's chassis with, amongst others, Mazda vans.
Nowadays can include any crap wannabe sports car, but especially Fords, due to their now shut car plant at Dagenham, Essex.
Nowadays can include any crap wannabe sports car, but especially Fords, due to their now shut car plant at Dagenham, Essex.
Dudes! We got the driver himself in his Essex Porsche here, totally rev your engine and don't race him.
by dj_monged September 10, 2004
Many Fords were made at the lovely Dagenham, Essex plant. Over the years these cars and their revolutionary levels of soft, soft body work and inconsistent panel gaps became known as Essex or Dagenham Dogs.
The Ford Fiesta 1.6S MK3 was one of the only models not made in Germany or Spain, but because of it's combination of trim and engine had to be completed in the SVT (Special Vehicles Team) department at Dagenham. Do not buy this model, it can rust it's chassis rails through in about 3 years due to a bizarre lack of rust proofing.
I would guess they just plain thought someone else had sealed that bit. Perish the thought they make Police cars and Ambulances there.
I would guess they just plain thought someone else had sealed that bit. Perish the thought they make Police cars and Ambulances there.
by dj_monged September 10, 2004
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