Dakota is retarded
by IFloodedtheChiplotleBathroom November 2, 2018
A total jackass. He has no cock. If he does have one, then you will need a magnifying glass to see it. Maybe even a microscope. He sucks cock. He is also known as a she-male. The person everyone looks at and immediately throws up. He bangs old ladies with his fingers.
Police: It's him! The guy who bangs old ladies with his fingers!
Dakota: Oh no! They finally found me! Fuck you!
Police: Wow, he is a total jackass!
Dakota: Oh no! They finally found me! Fuck you!
Police: Wow, he is a total jackass!
by Black Ops Master December 14, 2010
by 1 pissed off momma September 11, 2019
A bitch nigga who can't pull hoes and pays them to act like they like him a the type of guy to appear offline and play pussy games
by The-professor$ July 9, 2019
a lazy ass that always winges and has a small cock he never gets the girls and is seen as a bogan by all!
by dhlp February 16, 2017
Dakota is a faggot ass fuckboy who dates your sister and when he is not with her he takes dick in his ass just for the fun of it and the only thing he is good at is catching dick in his ass.
Why is Dakota faggot ass here.
by Andrew aurtor October 22, 2016