Person: You're completely different, Sean, have you had surgery?
Sean: No, i just cut my hair
Person: OMFGC (OH my fucking god caillou)
Sean: Yep, it's the caillou syndrome
Sean: No, i just cut my hair
Person: OMFGC (OH my fucking god caillou)
Sean: Yep, it's the caillou syndrome
by Bomblastix July 7, 2022
to act like an ungrateful, spoiled whiny douchebag who gets upset on first world problems, just like those spoiled rich kids you see on snapchat and spoiled brat tantrums cringe compilations, or simply misbehaving when you don't get what you want, just because your parents failed to raise you
by Mr Laiuo January 2, 2018
When you’re in FULL FORCE Caillou mode throwing a temper tantrum over a girl not showing you her feet, or taking feet pictures for you. So you take her disabled amputee sisters prosthetic leg, because it’s the best thing to real life you’ll ever get, fuck your best friends girlfriend with the prosthetic foot while your cat watches. Then end up dating all three, plus your cat. While eating a pickle.
Fuck Kyle just pulled a DIRTY CAILLOU!! ... AGAIN !
Damn it Kyle... not the Dirty Caillou .. put the prosthetic foot down and help her back into her wheel chair !
Damn it Kyle... not the Dirty Caillou .. put the prosthetic foot down and help her back into her wheel chair !
by Kyles favourite admin June 4, 2021
by Deemo June 19, 2017
To start Calliou sex you first need one person bald. The bald one pushes the other against the wall and begins making out. Next the bald one cuffs the other participant to the bed after all the clothes are removed. The bald one begins pleasuring the other participant with their head, either by rubbing their head on the dick or clit or strap a sex toy onto it and putting it in the vagina/ass. Then the bald one begins fucking a hole with a strap on or their own dick. Once both members are near climax they begin to sing the Caillou theme in unison. Once climax is reached they must such each other's cum using a straw or their mouths. The two then grab vibrators sticking them up an ass or vagina. Once they both reach climax again they grab their Caillou plush dolls and rub them on the other partners' dick/clit. After that, they both watch an episode of Caillou and repeat until 10 episodes have been watched.
Jimothy: "You wanna have Caillou sex?"
Billiam: "Where do we buy the stuff for it?"
Jimothy: "Razors from the drugstore, sex toys from the sex shop, and the Caillou stuff from Amazon!"
Billiam: "I call being bald!"
Billiam: "Where do we buy the stuff for it?"
Jimothy: "Razors from the drugstore, sex toys from the sex shop, and the Caillou stuff from Amazon!"
Billiam: "I call being bald!"
by DenseCabbage June 9, 2019
by Yo mommy in da house March 8, 2019