8 definitions by DenseCabbage
Pewdiepie's loyal dog Sven recently got a boyfriend, confirming the rumors that he's gay. They got married in a ceremony attended by many of Felix's friends including: Ulla Britta, Peepee poopoo, Bengt, Virgin Toad, and Jorgen! They had a child who is adorable!
by DenseCabbage August 12, 2019
He's so fucking hot.
by DenseCabbage April 19, 2020
A very feminine man, usual gay and a bottom, who stereotypically speaks with a high pitched voice. Sometimes used as an insult
by DenseCabbage May 4, 2019
To start Calliou sex you first need one person bald. The bald one pushes the other against the wall and begins making out. Next the bald one cuffs the other participant to the bed after all the clothes are removed. The bald one begins pleasuring the other participant with their head, either by rubbing their head on the dick or clit or strap a sex toy onto it and putting it in the vagina/ass. Then the bald one begins fucking a hole with a strap on or their own dick. Once both members are near climax they begin to sing the Caillou theme in unison. Once climax is reached they must such each other's cum using a straw or their mouths. The two then grab vibrators sticking them up an ass or vagina. Once they both reach climax again they grab their Caillou plush dolls and rub them on the other partners' dick/clit. After that, they both watch an episode of Caillou and repeat until 10 episodes have been watched.
Jimothy: "You wanna have Caillou sex?"
Billiam: "Where do we buy the stuff for it?"
Jimothy: "Razors from the drugstore, sex toys from the sex shop, and the Caillou stuff from Amazon!"
Billiam: "I call being bald!"
Billiam: "Where do we buy the stuff for it?"
Jimothy: "Razors from the drugstore, sex toys from the sex shop, and the Caillou stuff from Amazon!"
Billiam: "I call being bald!"
by DenseCabbage June 9, 2019
by DenseCabbage June 16, 2019
by DenseCabbage December 1, 2019