Ander is that type of kid who hasn't even set foot outside. He thinks life is a simulation and spends too much time on conspiracy forums. Its natural habitats are Discord, Reddit, and occasionally Facebook
Teacher: Ferdinand Magellan was the first to discover that the Earth was flat
Boy: But, isn't it a pyramid
Teacher: No you Ander! Why don't you go touch some grass you sweaty creature.
Boy: But, isn't it a pyramid
Teacher: No you Ander! Why don't you go touch some grass you sweaty creature.
by theawesomedork October 4, 2022
Usually a white male with bright curly hair.
Always smiles and laughs, especially if it is racist jokes
Has a medium sized cock
Likes to cuddle with other guys
Always smiles and laughs, especially if it is racist jokes
Has a medium sized cock
Likes to cuddle with other guys
by Jewbecca69 March 30, 2022
Ander is one of the coolest guys you could ever meet! His hair is usually long, fluffy and amazing, he is very smart at physics and math, He also makes the best coffee ever, meeting an Ander is the best thing that can ever happen to you!
Ander is the best teacher ever
by simonblablabla November 22, 2021
Ander is a person who looks out more for himself than for others. Addicted to gambling, he will make you cry if his opinion goes against yours. You should only have an Ander in your life if you go to war. People often avoid befriending him, but deep down he is a good person. Deep down.
by txotxu November 23, 2021
by andersApologist October 20, 2022
Anders is a leftist who loves equality. He always likes a good debate. Some think he's nice, but he's evil, or so he says himself. Nobody loves Anders. Anders feels lonely in all the time, but he likes to use messenger, then he doesn't feel as lonely. Anders easily makes homework until 3am. He once fell asleep in geografi class for 25 minutes, and his teacher, didn't notice.
Anders sometimes feels like he can't control his own life, and everything and everyone is against him. He's bad at spelling. He's useless. He can't do shit. He's lazy. He's ugly. He's depressed. He's alone. He's me.
But he has good friends. He met one in 7th. They wrote to each other often, and you know what? They still do. Anders likes to write with his new friend from 7th. He trusts her to the fullest and appreciates her.
Anders sometimes feels like he can't control his own life, and everything and everyone is against him. He's bad at spelling. He's useless. He can't do shit. He's lazy. He's ugly. He's depressed. He's alone. He's me.
But he has good friends. He met one in 7th. They wrote to each other often, and you know what? They still do. Anders likes to write with his new friend from 7th. He trusts her to the fullest and appreciates her.
Anders is an ugly fuck and he's evil.
Nobody likes Anders.
Anders is depressed.
My name is Anders.
Anders is a name.
Anders is unlucky.
Nobody likes Anders.
Anders is depressed.
My name is Anders.
Anders is a name.
Anders is unlucky.
by depressed duckling October 10, 2018