A person who looks like you, whom a mutual friend or acquaintance has photographed or tagged on social media. Or mentioned. Or put you in contact with. Whatever. You then confirm the verisimilitudinousness and end up being buddies. What could be easier, or freakier?
S: The pool attendant at my gym looks SOOOOOO much like you. I want to take his picture.
H: You should. I'd like to have him as my Face Buddy.
H: You should. I'd like to have him as my Face Buddy.
by Zoboomafoobar May 8, 2013
by Oluolu March 24, 2019
Someone whose face is the only most 'attractive' part of her/his body, people love facedependent-people because of their 'face', not because of their 'body'. Their body is usually ugly as fuck.
e.g Justin Bieber, Miranda Kerr, Ariana Grande, Demi Lovato, Zayn Malik.
e.g Justin Bieber, Miranda Kerr, Ariana Grande, Demi Lovato, Zayn Malik.
Jack : miranda kerr is face-dependent for fucksake
Chris: i know right, her body is awkward but her face is flawless.
Chris: i know right, her body is awkward but her face is flawless.
by CharmScorp July 2, 2013
Mad Dogging Face, or "MDF," is when a male constantly has a pissed off look or scorn expression on his face.
Male equivalent to the female version of Resting Bitch Face, or "RBF."
Male equivalent to the female version of Resting Bitch Face, or "RBF."
"That new dude, Sam, at the gym seems cool, but he has MDF. He needs to smile more to break that Mad Dogging Face."
by BDNKBoards December 15, 2021
by inanataQ ramO March 31, 2010
This is when you have to poop really badly and the tip of the terd is poking out. Similar to turtle-heading, but this is when the terds are softer, not hard like a turtle's shell.
by SuzyMac August 24, 2010
The equivalent to a lady tea bagging. When a snail trail is applied directly to another's face, or the vaginal discharge commonly associated with being aroused is smeared onto someone's face through contact with the vagina.
by batshitcrazycatlady August 10, 2017