I do the same thing every week, expecting a different result. I'm continually hoisted by my own re'tard.
by bumchutney February 7, 2022
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If this lockdown lasts much longer I'll be forced to pluck my own sparrows
by hooblemeyer February 12, 2021
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To be made a fool of; To make a fool of; To confound or prove wrong; embarrasing someone: Being embarrased. to own someone; be owned to extreme conditions.
you are walking by a table in the cafeteria where the hottest girls in your school are sitting. you accidentally rip one really loud. you cannot blame this event on anyone else. u feel like there's a stick of butter sliding its way up ur anus rim, then u shit ur pants. trying to play it cool, u sit down next to the girls. u hear squish. you are snake owned.
by allahiah January 22, 2007
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Describes a connection with someone to whom you're referring. They can be a friend, a lover, a person you're simply talking to but feel connected to more deeply than just as an acquaintance. A way to refer to a person instead of using "man". Someone who's part of your crew, family or simply someone you want to be connected to.
Boy: hahahaha you are ridiculous
Girl: My own, laugh at me again and I'll smack you
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To give positive affirmation to one’s self. A phrase of encouragement or pride of one’s action being made or done.
A: Wow! You did this by yourself?
B: Yea! It looks so good man. Boosting my own bottom!
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I tell my scientist friend whose comments reveal his prejudices by dismissing the facts, don’t stain your own lane.
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This fucked up alliance in hero hunters who says they're all about non-stress but will sell out their founding members to gain a few spots in the rankings. Led by a clown poser who can't keep friends more than 2 weeks.
Did you see what happened in OurWorldNow (OWN)? Does anyone care about anything those basic bitches do anymore? Or are we all just here for their drama?
by herohunterhunter June 25, 2018
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