2 definitions by bumchutney

Top Definition
Someone who frequents the arse region of another fellow. A chap who has an overwhelming hunger for bum chutney. A general prober of the male anus.
Once Jake had finished watching his DVD box set of Dancing on Ice, he popped round to Julian's house for a peppermint tea. What a chutney ferret.
by bumchutney February 09, 2013
When you have sat down on the toilet for a shit, and you realise you don't have your smart phone.
Oh for fuck's sake, the turtle is poking his head out, and my phone is downstairs. Turd world problems are the worst.
by bumchutney September 21, 2014

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