sporking

The mocking/critiquing of a Mary Sue character found in any fandom. Often done on livejournal.com. Can be combined with Bleeprin (to relieve the headaches after reading them) and Brain Bleach (to remove them completely.)

Bella: Did you see that American!Werewolf!Transfer Sue on Deleterius? The sporking was hilarious!

Enelya: No, but I found this really dumb Legomance on fanfiction.net last night.

Bella: Yeah, you sent me the link. I need brain bleach!

by Bella the Cool July 29, 2008

Spork

A spoon and a fork. Makes for a fun weapon

Ow... The spork hit my eye...

by Andro February 09, 2004

Spork

An awesome assassin game played with a large group of people over an extended period of time. every player receives a spork and a target...the point is to catch your target when they don't have their spork in their hand and stab them with yours, therefore eliminating them. if you charge people to play, the remaining players split the money in the pot when the game is over.

"Did you hear? Sarah broke into Danny's house last night and sporked him while he was asleep...he's so mad!"

by GasMaskRequired April 25, 2010

sporking

Having sex while in the spooning position. Similar to doggy style, but less upright. For lazy people, or those who really really really love to spoon.

I was too lazy last night to get up and start screwing her; instead, we decided on sporking.

by Giant Peach December 28, 2005

sporking

The combined activites of spooning and porking.

We just laid in the bed all day sporking.

by Pieboyee December 14, 2010

Sporking

(v) it's like spooning with a little poky parts.

Spooning leads to sporking :)

by Wookie2007 December 19, 2010

Spork

1. A cross between a fork and a spoon

2. An alternate name for Spirk

1. Ricky: Sporks are the best utensil ever!

2. Fangirl: Have you seen Amok Time!? There was SO much Spork! ::sqeee!!!:

by The Closet Fangirl February 24, 2010