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smurf sex: fucking until you're blue in the face.
smurf by eggplant July 25, 2003
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Los Angeles talk for: Where the weed at man?
Dude, I'm stressed, wheres the smurf at?
Smurf by JWIZ96 October 10, 2009
Smurf! I left the keys in the car and it's locked.
smurf by 1/2 Key May 20, 2011
the greatest funniest cutest creatures ever. while it is very wierd that they r delivered by stork and there is only one girl in their whole village it is totally adorable. They love to sing while they work, and use the word smurf for pretty much everythhing. Gargamel and Azrael are the two most common of their enemies but there are more also.
uses of "smurf"
what the smurf?
that looks smurfy
you stupid smurf, why would you smurf like that?!?
she smurfed me first
we're having a smurf old time!
how dare you smurf that language!
Can be used in place of ANY word in the English language.
After the party, I was going to smurf the smurf outta Smurfette at my house, but she smurfed my smurf in the smurfing parking lot.
smurf by Headman July 31, 2005
The act of dying ones pubic hair blue and then bragging about it.
Also see map o' Tassie
Yo! I got me a smurf man!
smurf by louis October 22, 2001