smurf

#19 on my list of things that give me nightmares.

Thats papasmurf!He one bad mother...
SHUT THE FUCK UP WITH ALL THE GODDAMN CLICHES ALREADY!!!!!!

by Themanwhohasabrokenspacebar November 08, 2003

smurf

To give girls blue balls then make them jerk you off, and then catch it and put in the form of a white hat.

this girl was into some crazy shit, so she told me to let her smurf me

by mrninjaelephant August 06, 2010

smurf

to make love

My friend wanted to smurf me

by Rogelio254 June 23, 2008

smurf

any little minded person in a blue uniform... lika cop. ..

yeah, 'tis been a fine party... until da smurfs showed up... playing friggin razzia-mazzia and so...

by Lisa June 16, 2003

smurf

a MOTHERFUCKIN CIGARETTE

hey man give me a smurf

by thomas oconnor November 01, 2003

smurf

1 (n) Pot, weed

2 (v) To smoke pot.

3 (adj) Pot-like

ie: Hey man, got some smurf?
ie: Smurf-Break!
ie: Dude, that shirt if smurfin' smurfy

by ctrl_alt_me January 27, 2004

smurf

Theyre blue because they never have sex. :^

It must really suck to be a smurf.

by sabas September 01, 2003