6 definitions by Headman
A fat chick who doesn't know she's too fat to be wearing those booty shorts. Usually accompanied by the horrific smell of hairspray and hot ass, these fat chicks have more makeup on their faces than a clown. They drive their man's SUVs with the 22" rims and wear no less than 10 pounds of jewelry to hide the fact that they are disgustingly fat and smell of ass. Their hair has highlights that don't match (an example would a dark Mexican chick with yellow-blonde hair and pink lipstick). Their men are usually short, Hispanic dudes who are too much of pussies to tell their woman that they are nasty bitches. This phenomenon must be stopped at all costs...I have kids trying to eat!
That wannabe milf walked by. I caught a glimpse of that neon pink thong and threw up all over some lady nearby.
by Headman August 9, 2005
How well a pimp can control his hoes. Also, how well he can keep his hoes without another pimp with a stronger pimp hand coming and taking his hoes.
My pimp hand is so strong, I walked into Leroy's territory, smacked his bitch ass up, and took his hoes AND his Cadillac!
by Headman August 9, 2005
After the party, I was going to smurf the smurf outta Smurfette at my house, but she smurfed my smurf in the smurfing parking lot.
by Headman July 13, 2005
Any car that the owner has spent more money on trying to spice it up than it is worth. If you come to Fresno, California, you will see an '83 Corolla with $2,000 rims or...or...HAHAHA! You will see a '94 Geo Metro with a $4,000 paint job and $3,000 rims I recently procured in a race because he thought it was fast.
A prime example of a hooptie would be an '89 Ford Probe with $5,000 worth of accessories or almost any Honda.
by Headman July 13, 2005
by Headman June 22, 2005
A violent act where the victim is placed with their mouth across the edge of a curb and a person stomps until the edge of the mouth is torn apart, thus creating a smile.
by Headman June 22, 2005