Drill Sergeant

The people who forge civilians into soldiers one step at a time. These people give up all of their freedoms to give new trainees/recruits their undivided attention for 6-13 weeks (depending on branch of service.)

You will learn how to be a Soldier through these Drill Sergeants.

From PFC Joseph R. DiPietro | Alpha Company, 1-34, 165th Infantry Brigade.

Drill Sergeant by PFC DiPietro December 8, 2019

The Sergeant Major 

Performing the "Angry Pirate" and the "Alaskan Pipeline" back to back.

He gave her the Sergeant Major after she said not to jizz in her mouth.

The Sergeant Major by accessdnied January 21, 2010

Master Sergeant 

A Master Sergeant is a Marine that has mastered the specific skillset for a job, and is hand chosen to remain in this field. Master Sergeants conduct operations and are ready for deployment. Master Sergeants are subject experts and are looked upon for guidance and advice on actual operations. Master Sergeants are sexy beasts.

Of equal rank but opposite in job function is the First Sergeant. First Sergeants are closest to the person in charge but are actually responsible for only administrative tasks for their organization. First Sergeants make sure all the trash is picked up and rooms are clean. Their function is similar to that of a nanny or personal assistant.

A Master Sergeant outranks Managers, Asst Managers, General Leaders, Honchos, and El Jeffe.

A Director outranks a Master Sergeant in all matters.

The Colonel says:

"Get the Master Sergeants, we are preparing for deployment."

"Get the First Sergeant, there is trash in the common areas."

Master Sergeant by TheOtherLeeroy November 13, 2011

Staff Sergeant Major 

An unprofessional NCO, whom at the rank of Staff Sergeant, feels he/she is not accountable to anyone else. E-6 US Soldier who abuses rank to obtain pleasure, profit, or personal safety. Any Staff Sergeant who mistreats soldiers of the same or lesser rank, because he/she feels they are entitled to do so by some devine power without any consequence or intergity.

Staff Sergeant Major Dixon is such a dugan. He never tells his section NCOIC where he is at because they both are the same rank and he feels his rank is more important than duty position or accountability.

Staff Sergeant Major by TribalSoulJah October 13, 2011

The Sergeant Bilco 

This infamous act involves doing the traditional testy tuck, which is obviously placing your scrotum and penis between your legs.

However, the magic starts when you also nipple yourself, whilst your friends and/or relatives take incriminating photographs of you.

And voila - you've done The Sergeant Bilco

This act first came to notoriety in 2007 in a Magaluf hotel room. To fully recreate this filthy act, a sleezy, darkened hotel room makes for a perfect ambience.

"Oh my goodness - look at my pictures.....I've done the best example of The Sergeant Bilco"

The Sergeant Bilco by Sam Du Feu January 15, 2008

Shrimp Sergeant Paul 

Once gaining access to Shrimp Town you will find you are in good hands as the leader of the shrimp army, Shrimp Sergeant Paul, will defend Shrimp Town with his life. Paul can morph into various different shapes to fight absolutely anyone. Keep your distance as he is known to be a very horny man and can often trick other species into consuming his squid dick.

Shrimp Sergeant Paul : "Imma beat you so hard you gonna need a shoehorn to put your hat on!"

Shrimp Sergeant Paul by Mr Kyro December 19, 2019

john sergeant 

A john sergeant is someone who is kept in a competition by people (the audience) voting in for them even when they are the worst person there.

Person 1: wow did you see that contest last night

person 2: yea i no that guy who won he was so shit

person 1: yea what a John Sergeant

john sergeant by PG tips May 29, 2009