by Moanicahanf December 31, 2018
Invented by Auntie Sparknotes on the popular website "Sparklife", the punishment salmon is a fish that can punish evildoers using magic.
by TheGlassCat September 17, 2013
Usually applies to males only. To masturbate or beat off violently following the dissapointment of failing to woo female company for the night. Can also be used in past tense as "punished yourself" or referring to one of your loser wanker mates "punished himself".
I punished myself after failing to pick up a root at the clubs.
Dude she thinks your a freak, just give up and go home and punish yourself.
Jae punished himself and came on his own stomach.
Dude she thinks your a freak, just give up and go home and punish yourself.
Jae punished himself and came on his own stomach.
by Boris Cranker November 19, 2007
A book written by a Russian guy that involves a nice murder, a christian prostitute and a happy drunk.
by Ron_Thornbrash May 22, 2005
To fuck a woman in such a way as to hurt her by thrusting fast with force into the vagina or ass in response to some wrongdoing, while shouting at her.
by ska_talon October 8, 2003
Brian thought he was so lucky to have shagged Lucy though nine months later he was devasted by the delivery of some serious fuck punishment.
by anjrooveg January 25, 2009
by RandomAnvil August 5, 2020