Noun; the guy who always tries to read the passage with all the words that your teacher thinks you dont know, and then fails miserably.
Johnny: "The inttimmaetam, wait... intimadendate..."

Teacher: "That's Intimatent Johnny."

Classmate: "Wow. That pretentious illiterate made the whole class look like dumb shits."
by The Ging May 10, 2010
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Someone who owns items, especially cars, which are far more expensive than other comparable items. This is done in an attempt to look cool, but inevitably involves involves them looking a total tit. Anyone who drives a new Mini Cooper or a BMW is instantly a pretentious git.

Anyone who thinks a conversation about the bodywork, wheels or paintjob on their car is at all interesting is almost certainly a pretentious git. In many countries it is illegal to let such drivers out of side turnings.
"Have you seen that two-tone paintwork on the Mini - what a pretentious git!"

"He might as well paint 'Tiny cock' on the bonnet of his BMW, the pretentious git."
by Lucky Aide August 14, 2007
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a negative term that is getting more and more popular especially after 9/11 and the iraq war because the pretentious hipster is stereotypically a liberal artist that is anti war and modern art is looked down on my the majority but gets recognition by some of the major art establishments. anyone who has anything to do with art or liberal culture automatically gets thrown into the pretentious hipster crowd. it's like a never ending fight between the outcast and the popular pretty kids in high school except it takes place everywhere in america. the pretentious hipster is hated so much because people will never understand him and he can't be stopped thanks to america's freedom. his difference of opinion drives everyone nuts. nuts enough for all the mainstream preppies to go on to urban dictionary and youtube to write negative things about him. people who hate pretentious hipsters are psuedo-conformist
stereotypically, the pretentious hipster is a drinker of coffee, likes punk and indie, watches foreign film, votes democrat. he is also known as a hippie and a drug addict at times. even though people have never heard the music and film he likes, he will still be criticized based on speculation. the pretentious hipster he shops mom and pops shop and gets accused of trying too hard to be unique and different. oh well, he'll be criticized either way, better to do what you want than be intimadated by internet criticism by passive aggressive mainstream kids. just be yourself and you will piss all your enemies off.
by eazy-X May 8, 2008
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Someone that has risen to the pinnacle of soccer affluence. Risen so high that said person can, at will, make others feel inferior to him/her when discussing details about “Football”, “Footballers”, “Football Franchises”, “Football Fans” or any item relating to “Football Matches”.

Acronym: PSP
Jon, can you let me know what the "scarf like" thing that the Liverpool fans are holding up is called? Well Jason the thing is called a Scarf, you moron. Well thanks for clearing that up Jon, you Pretentious Soccer Prick!
by Semi-Retarded Alcoholic February 11, 2010
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individual who may or may not suck cocks, however, one who thinks he is God's gift to mankind, the opposite sex (or sex of attraction) and who believes his thoughts and actions are superior to everyone else's regardless of another's level of experience or expertise.
Jim just infuriates me. He is such a pretentious cock sucker know it all.
by Punk Ass Nigga October 4, 2006
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A deuschy, annoying, pretentious ass hole who is full of himself and thinks his shit doesn't stink. His natural habitat is someplace "you've probably never heard of" He may look and smell like a hipster but in reality he just uses that as a ploy. Don't trust him. He also is a know-it-all who womanizes (hot) females by taking them out on expensive dates for 3-4 months, telling them how awesome they are, then hooks up with them and never calls them again, but can still be sighted staring at their magnificent hineys.
Baldwin Bonilla is a pretentious twat waffle, especially when he wears the cat pants.
by word woman July 24, 2014
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A person who claims to be a fan of Folk Legend Bob Dylan, but in actuality they know and like a few songs and are quite unaware of the real genius that is Dylan. They also use this love and faux knowledge of Bob Dylan to seem cool and hip in certain settings.

How a Pretentious Dylan Lover came to like Bob Dylan can be explained in a number of ways. A boy they liked could have played a Dylan song on the guitar, or they could have seen Watchmen. What ever the reason they have normally only been aware of Dylan for a few weeks and want every one to know that they know and like Bob Dylan. Bob Dylan!

A Pretentious Dylan Lover will be excited about a new Bob Dylan album, or tour, where as everyone else knows there is nothing to be excited about. A Bob Dylan song could come on the radio and a Pretentious Dylan Lover would be unaware that the song is by Bob Dylan- that is how most Pretentious Dylan Lover are in fact found out.
She doesn't really like Bob Dylan, she is just a Pretentious Dylan Lover.
by DJ Bojangles September 20, 2009
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