A: how was your date?
B: after the coffee she pulled out a strap-on. She wanted to do pigletting. I ran away the moment she turned around.
A: why? It's one of the best feelings ever.
B: after the coffee she pulled out a strap-on. She wanted to do pigletting. I ran away the moment she turned around.
A: why? It's one of the best feelings ever.
by 9gaggers_are_virgins December 25, 2017
To piglet one's partner is to stuff them with food: lemons, apples, limes, rosemary, thyme, cranberries, etc. When engaging in the sexual act of pigletting, it is suggested that one is hung upside down over a low heat fire, and slowly rotated. When such position becomes unbearable, your piglet is ready. Enjoy.
Sam: "hey babe ;) do you wanna try pigletting tonite?"
Olivia: "Yes! Ill be your dirty little piglet! Just remember, I am allergic to lime!"
Olivia: "Yes! Ill be your dirty little piglet! Just remember, I am allergic to lime!"
by YourDirtyLittlePiggy October 5, 2022
by LucaT September 17, 2020
by alwaysatoad March 4, 2017
by Longyear January 30, 2022
Payo the pig can go by many definitions. She is the pigglyist pig on earth. And snorts all the time. Even though she is bright orange, and looks like 🛑 it’s okay. Because we support her. She also has a toe fetish and goes on only fans posting her feet.
Any un: omg who let the pig
Crust: that ain’t no piggy that’s payo sir
Any un: omg I’m screwed you know what this means
Crust: I’m sorry man it’s over
Payo bots: all hale payo the piglet all hale payo the piglet all hale payo the piglet
* any un gets captured by the bots and lives her life picking mud out of Payos toenails
Crust: that ain’t no piggy that’s payo sir
Any un: omg I’m screwed you know what this means
Crust: I’m sorry man it’s over
Payo bots: all hale payo the piglet all hale payo the piglet all hale payo the piglet
* any un gets captured by the bots and lives her life picking mud out of Payos toenails
by Gabbyleegogurt October 31, 2021
by Jsospofi January 19, 2023