paranoid

when you watch too many horror movies and you´re also autistic/coward and you think that is real

person 1 : dude i watched (litterally every movie ever and i think that (generic monster) is after me
person 2 you should see a doctor , you´re paranoid.

by FRENKI8 June 6, 2017

paranoid

your state of mind when you hear the door bell ring and suspect the unexpected but it's your fucking neighbour.

paranoid person: oh fuck no, it might a murder on the loose so you arm yourself *opens door*

neighbour: hey, i was wondering if you could turn the volume down

by david.strakos November 19, 2022

Paranoid

Healthiest heart he's ever seen but you still got it checked didn't you?

Hym "Yeah but sayin it made you paranoid about it didn't it? Ha!"

by Hym Iam October 10, 2023

Paranoid

Trevor Dobson neighborhood watch association

Trevor Dobson is a paranoid neighborhood watch member

by Trevor Dobson March 19, 2023