by Jingo Jango January 2, 2023
(Verb)
The act of stifling your sex noises so your children in the adjoining room can't hear how mommy likes to be spanked and called a whore
The act of stifling your sex noises so your children in the adjoining room can't hear how mommy likes to be spanked and called a whore
The kids have been home all thanksgiving break. I'm tired of having to muffle-fuck every night so they don't hear us.
by Kbee405 November 26, 2017
by Sticky white socks February 9, 2019
While laying on the sofa with your loved one and enjoying a cozy day in, one might sigh and say "Muffle Gruffle," as they snuggle in.
Boss: Hey Johnson, your quarterly report is due at noon.
Johnson: (under his breathe) Muffle Gruffle...son of a...
Boss: Hey Johnson, your quarterly report is due at noon.
Johnson: (under his breathe) Muffle Gruffle...son of a...
by Moose Wrassler April 3, 2009
I couldn't understand him due to some muffin muffle.
I was giving her the old muffin muffle last night.
I was giving her the old muffin muffle last night.
by ThatBitchNiP September 27, 2018
When one's reply to a post or comment gets more likes/upvotes than the original post or comment. This usually shuts the OP up for awhile.
Bruh, I just Post-Muffled this dude on Twitter by posting his old racist Tweets under his BS unity Tweet. It got 1.5k and his only got 950.
by 010Rusty January 17, 2021
A fart of average to loud volume that sounds muffled due to various factors. (fabric/thickness of pants, position, etc.)
by Peachfuzz Jimmy February 7, 2009