Projectile Malfunction

A scapegoat term to use when you get caught throwing objects in scenarios such as in the middle of a class, an assembly, a funeral.

Teacher: Bruh, are you throwing things while I am fucking teaching?

Student: Sorry, you infertile skank. I just had a projectile malfunction. I couldn't help throwing that child.

by FattyTuna September 24, 2019

Hairline Malfunction

Somebody with the worst hairline you've ever seen

Jack: wow your hairlines so bad
Carol: Jack your so mean

Jack: it looks like you have a hairline malfunction

by Skinny Peinus January 6, 2017

freight malfunction

when a scalywag says you have freight ready to pickup and she calls it in, but when they get there to pickup, the freight isn't even on the dock.

We have had a slight freight malfunction and will be ready late this evening.

by brkavich June 7, 2010

Malfunction

A term used when a machine doesn't start or is faulty.

My wife malfunctioned while doing the dishes, so I gave her a lil kick.

by the person next to you ;) December 12, 2021

Malfunction

When a female gets upset at simple things. When a female can't act right.

Tye'nesha is a whole malfunction.

She got mad over a female friend, the bitch is a malfunction.

Dor'qeesha talking too loud she bout to malfunction.

If a female get mad over food, she's a malfunction.

by sillybastardtrixrforkids March 24, 2021