A so far poorly understood, fortunately infrequent phenomenon describing the often shocking loss of life that can occur during an innocent selfie moment.
As she stood alongside Bixby Bridge capturing what was intended to be the perfect Big Sur selfie, the happy but clueless tourist tumbled down onto the rocks below, succumbing to what is now known to be Selfie Induced Sudden Death.
by Dr Bunnygirl September 2, 2019
A new psychiatric disorder, soon to be released in the DSM V, in which an adolescent becomes suicidal, fakes feeling suicidal, or reports homicidal ideation that is directly related to a series of facebook wall posts from said adolescents love interest, rivals, friends, or enemies. This syndrome often leads to a psychiatric admission, and treatment with Adderall, Lexapro, or both. Sadly.
Resident Doctor Smith: "Well, Connor, what brings you to the psychiatric emergency room today?"
Connor: "I cut my wrists after my ex-girlfriend posted on my wall that she thinks I'm gay, and she's sleeping with my cousin! I hate her! I have no reason to live!"
Resident Doctor Smith: "Connor, you are suffering from facebook induced mood disorder. I am going to admit you to the Adolescent Psychiatry Inpatient Unit. You will need to be stabilized on Adderall and Lexapro, stat. And eat with a spork."
Connor: "I cut my wrists after my ex-girlfriend posted on my wall that she thinks I'm gay, and she's sleeping with my cousin! I hate her! I have no reason to live!"
Resident Doctor Smith: "Connor, you are suffering from facebook induced mood disorder. I am going to admit you to the Adolescent Psychiatry Inpatient Unit. You will need to be stabilized on Adderall and Lexapro, stat. And eat with a spork."
by Drs. Heather and McNamara April 7, 2011
man, i got to work late because of a police induced traffic jam on the highway. he would not go over 60
by mega8 August 25, 2011
Refers to the postponement that inevitably occurs when you go to watch a certain video on YouTube, but there are one or more irresistibly-interesting other videos that are offered on the home-page, and so you spend the next 45 minutes viewing those other videos before you finally bring up the one you'd originally gone there to watch (if you can even remember which one it was, of course, after totally saturating your brain wif all of dat OTHER delightful/fascinating/informative content).
When I'd originally brought up the YouTube homepage, I was just wanting to watch a 5-minute instructional-video on how to re-assemble the carburetor on a Weed Wacker after cleaning it, but I ended up spending over an hour at it thanks to YouTube-recommendation-induced delay!
by QuacksO October 2, 2018
by bobert twinkle September 15, 2007
Meghan Ryan has a really bad case of stress induced butt facheism, see how her face looks like a butt?
by joemooommmaa August 13, 2010
When you eat so much Culvers in a short amount of time, that even god cannot spread your legs to poo. Almost a state of constipation.
by hie090866 October 20, 2014