exell

To be the very personification of excellence.

"dude, check out that guy playing foosball, he is exell".

exell by mccracken September 6, 2008

excelebrate 

To excessively celebrate.

I want to excelebrate my birthday this year, by going to Las Vegas, Japan, and Ibiza.

excelebrate by Ross Chasez September 27, 2006

Microsoft Excel 

An app created from the 7th circle of Hell. It promises that it acts as an easy-to-use, readily accessible spreadsheet manipulator.

But in reality it slowly rips whatever thin layers of sanity and patience you have left, away... and offers no easy way out.

Past: Et tu Microsoft Excel?
Present: Microsoft Excel is like a keyring with a thousand different keys on it, but only one of the key's open the one lock on one fucking door.
Future: Microsoft Excel?! Oh It is an ancient evil we dare not speak of! For fear of waking the monster beyond the Gates... we must remain silent, yet wary.

Microsoft Excel by maimed monkey May 11, 2020

Excel 

A juicy lucy; An assassin in the MMORPG Aion that has bad DPS and usually dies.

Crucifiction: You do less DPS than Excel!

Excel: You don't get Boon of Quickness.

Excel by Crucifiction June 21, 2010

excelsior 

a word yelled when men see a particularly attractive female within distance for other men to take notice and to not offend the woman directly.

As a gorgeous woman passed his station at the local healthcare plant.....

Seth: EXCELSIOR!!!
Norm: EXCELSIOR!!!
Craig: What the fuck!
Shaun: Some ol' bullshit.
Richard: So i was in the Navy.....

excelsior by bigsight April 27, 2010

Excel 

A hot ass male

girl 1: did you see that hot ass dude
girl 2: you mean that excel

Excel by hellokittykittykittykittyboi November 22, 2019

excel jockey 

Someone who can do kick-ass shit in Microsoft Excel.

Dude, if you want your spreadsheet to do a bunch of calculations, automatically turn different colors, have drop down boxes, and summarize using a pivot table we're going to need to find ourselves an Excel Jockey.

excel jockey by TrickyDix July 8, 2014