by The lemon's hubby January 1, 2021
A common term for anyone who is extremely unprofessional and sleazy. A shady character with a worthless personality. Characterized by drug and alcohol use, extensive criminal record, lying, cheating, and being a registered nurse. Often used in conjunction with the word "donkey."
This nurse is such a donkey, she just got fired for swearing at a 5 year old patient and stealing 10 grand in hospital meds on her first day of work. What a chud.
by Shiny Johnson October 3, 2007
man i went to use her toilet and had to back away...she had left a huge chud in there.
ergh!! look at the size of my chud!!
smells like you just stood in chud
ergh!! look at the size of my chud!!
smells like you just stood in chud
by savagelike May 25, 2010
A mediocre looking girl who's overweight and has small tits.
Men who date and/or fornicate with these types of women are appropriately re-named "Chudley" (addressed as "Chudley" but referred to as THE CHUD) to identify them as a guy who fucks chuds.
Men who date and/or fornicate with these types of women are appropriately re-named "Chudley" (addressed as "Chudley" but referred to as THE CHUD) to identify them as a guy who fucks chuds.
You couldn't pay me enough money to fuck that chud; she's a pig!
Hey chudley, that chick's right up your alley - fat body, small tits. Go get her!
Friend 1: What happened to that fat pig at the party the other day; she was drunk out of her mind!
Friend 2: Oh, her? What do you think happened? She was taken down by THE CHUD.
Friend 1: Fucken Chudley. He loves those small tittied pigs.
Hey chudley, that chick's right up your alley - fat body, small tits. Go get her!
Friend 1: What happened to that fat pig at the party the other day; she was drunk out of her mind!
Friend 2: Oh, her? What do you think happened? She was taken down by THE CHUD.
Friend 1: Fucken Chudley. He loves those small tittied pigs.
by CGizzo February 17, 2009
A penis which is wider than it is long. Can also be used to describe a subject that is particularly weird/grotesque/"chuddish". Much to popular error, it is pronounced "Chudd", and not the alternative "Chode", which is completely incorrect. Words can also be added to the end of it, to create a new word which shows great literature and lingual skills.
Man: Did you hear about that Berty guy?
Friend: Yup, complete chud!
Man: Awh man that dog is a complete chud!
Friend: Yeh, more like a "Chud-dog"
Man: You see that movie "The Water Horse"?
Friend: What the one about the giant chud?
Man: CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUD!
Friend: CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUD!
Berty:........what's a chud?
Friend: Yup, complete chud!
Man: Awh man that dog is a complete chud!
Friend: Yeh, more like a "Chud-dog"
Man: You see that movie "The Water Horse"?
Friend: What the one about the giant chud?
Man: CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUD!
Friend: CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUD!
Berty:........what's a chud?
by Simon Alnaimi February 22, 2008