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Gaping Beef Curtains 

A vagina, resembling a curtain in front of a doorway made out of beef.
That woman was so loose, her gaping beef curtains were flapping in the breeze

roast beef curtains 

loose folds of skin which hangs from either side of the vaginal opening on some women
"I needed bungee cords and clothes pins to keep her roast beef curtains out of my way as I orally pleasured her."

roast beef curtains 

the female labia majora and minora
pussy
labia
thumb tickler
lips
pink taco
She farted and her roast beef curtains moved.

roast beef curtains 

a large beat up, over used pussy, haggard, usually bruised dripping of mayonnaise like substance.
Mikes girlfriend danielle has roast beef curtains, it looks like somebody put an m80 in an oyster!
roast beef curtains by Mike Ortel December 15, 2008

ginger beef curtains 

The super flappy, dark inner lips of some pussies.
I was eating that chick out last night, and she had some crazy ginger beef curtains. Yum!

roast beef curtains 

the outer streached out portion of the vagina-especially after hard vaginal intercourse or gang bang.
I beat up her vag so bad last night she had roast beef curtains.