2 definitions by Scott Martin

fuck chunk

dried remnants of sexual fluids(both male & female) sometimes found between the underside of the penis and scrotum, on bed sheets, undergarments, or tangled in pubic hair

I woke up still drunk, wondering what or who I had done last night. As I dropped my pants for a morning pee, I noticed fuck chunks hanging from the pubic hair on my testicles, a sure sign I had gotten lucky.

by Scott Martin June 30, 2006

roast beef curtains

loose folds of skin which hangs from either side of the vaginal opening on some women

"I needed bungee cords and clothes pins to keep her roast beef curtains out of my way as I orally pleasured her."

by Scott Martin June 30, 2006