Steve

Enjoys watching Tesco’s employs put the reduced sticker on the sausage rolls and crying over a lost bed sheet.

Mate you’re being such a Steve right now, get you’re life together you absolute melt.

by MurderOnTheDanceFloor May 13, 2019

Steve

That one guy who has a blocky head and has a girlfriend named alex

damn minecraft steve kinda thicc boiii

by gr0ndz. March 20, 2020

Stevee

Another word for cocaine.

Used as steve

Do you want to try my friend stevee?

Have some of this stevee!

by Neiiii January 27, 2020

Steve

Has the biggest of penises and drinks a lot of alchohal he has no job but he still will fingerpop your asshole if he pleases he will also steal your bitch and rape your dad.

Steve has a big cock

by Thick dick boi May 18, 2019

Steve

A special drunk alter ego ("friend") you bring to party's that acts like a dickhead and gets aggressive for no reason. Can also be extremely loud and a general pain in the arse.

Yeah Tim was pretty wasted last night he brought out his friend Steve.

by Ginge1234 February 12, 2011

Steved

When someone steals something from you. Alternative to the words robbed and jacked

I was sitting in the kitchen when my friend came and steved my phone.

by master-of-puppets969 October 1, 2009

Steve

A sexy ass dominican kid with curly hair and a nice body

Lexi garcia:yeo look at that kid hes ohdee sey
Maria: yea i know thats what we call a steve
Lexi garcia:he dominican?
Maria:yea
Lei garcia:hmm im boutta pipe

by shaeminaj December 12, 2010