windows 

a rather broad collection of software by microsoft with a broad range of quality:

windows 95 - sux0rific
windows 98 - not that bad
windows me - what a ripoff of 98
windows xp - one of da greatest!
windows nt/2000 - em... corporate stuff
windows 3.1 - the ULTIMATE 133732+ OS!

which VERSION of windows do YOU use?

windows by cspeye December 26, 2003

Windows 

1) Noun- A major epic fail
Noun 2- A computer software that's plagued by viruses, spyware, and other malware. Is known for being deathly slow, and freezing at the worst of times.

Noun (1):

The kid tripped on his way to Math and his friend remarked, "Nice window in the hallway."

Noun (2)- After 9 hours of typing, Marc's computer, running windows, froze right when he was going to save his major essay due the next day.

Windows by dr octogonapus rahhh January 21, 2009

windows 

Microsoft's PC operating system. Focused more on people who use computers and thrives with it's grand compatibility. A very dynamic operating system

omg leik WINDSOZ IS TEHA SUCX and LUNXIX!!!!! mca ox S is l33torz!!!lolololololollol!!!!111

Just recently I got my copy of Windows XP. Okay, so I got a pirate copy.

windows by Trann January 24, 2004

windows 

to all you jack-offs who claim windows never crashes if used by anyone with more than half a brain: here is proof that it does. This is a movie clip of someone who works for microsoft showing off windows and having if fail and go to the blue screen of death. enjoy!

microsoft is good when it's not crashing.

windows by Juice Box June 28, 2003

Windows 

A series of computer operating systems that, despite what you may read from several other sources on here, are quite stable, very easy to use, and are the most compatible operating systems I know of.

I have been running with my copy of Windows XP without rebooting for over 3 months now, and it is still working fine. Yeah, I have used ctrl+alt+delete a couple of times, but that was just because I got a file from a former friend, while he was still a friend, including a virus, and I trusted him so I didn't bother scanning and it wasn't recognized by Norton, so I just looked at my processes and ended it, and my computer works fine now. (that was over 2 months ago)

Windows by homocidal rabbi November 24, 2004

windows 

How about this for some variety (and truth, more importantly). Contrary to the unintelligible grunts of the brainless morons who have posted 99% of the definitions regarding this word (they clearly need to ease off on all the Haterade), Microsoft Windows XP/2000/Server 2003 is by far the best series of OSs ever made. This coming from someone who has used all three and compared them to Apple Mac OS and GNU/Linux alternatives. The .NET framework is an excellently designed programming and software development infrastructure, unparalleled in its elegance. Don't believe me? Ask all the Mac - and sometimes even Linux - users who have shot their boxes with M60s, frustrated because of the zillionth program that wasn't compatible with the OS. And ALL operating systems crash; it is a fundamental law in computer science - the bug-free program is nothing but a myth.

With a triple-boot setup on my computer, I find myself having to constantly reboot my system due to Mandrake 10.0 Linux's spectacular shortcomings - especially the harware compatibility woes. And what do I reboot into? Take a guess.....

windows by TheEnlightened December 27, 2004

windows 

A rather good operating system, however is shunned by idiots who say it sucks, but continue to use Windows instead of switching to another operating system.

"Windows is the worst fucking operating system ever!"

"Then why do you continue to use it?

windows by LRS November 12, 2004