a person from eastern Cobb County in Georgia. East Cobb is known for bitchy middle class white people whose kid's shop at Abercrombie every day and love UGA.
by the only sane person in the world February 17, 2005
The result of shaving while mounting your partner's rear in the style of the dog, letting the hairs fall onto your lubricated phallus and into her poop chute. Shortly there afterward, pull out and blow a load onto the mess. Smear it around liberally.
I like to rub my shlong into the greasy, gritty cobb salad i leave every time. My girlfriend doesn't, but she doesn't mind because I look better now.
by b0000330rnncncvxxx00 December 9, 2010
Cobb County, GA is northwest Atlanta. This is the real “nawfside”, contrary to the beliefs of gwinnett, Cherokee county, and north fulton. Cobb is generally divided into 4 parts.
East Cobb is one of the richest areas in the state. It’s majority white, and there are lots of million dollar homes. When most people think of cobb county, this is typically what comes to mind, but all of cobb isn’t like this. The inhabitants privileged and called east cobb snobs.
West Cobb is perhaps the most diverse side of cobb. It includes marietta square, which is boujee, but there are a lot of minorities where west cobb meets south cobb. Likewise, the are a lot of rednecks where it mixes in with Paulding county. The area is like an average upper middle class suburb, though there are some “hoods” scattered.
North cobb gives cobb a bad rep. There are some hood areas and a good amount of low income families, but there are also beautiful rich neighborhoods close to Kennesaw State University and the mall. Lots of racists and drug addicts live here though as well as brainwashed republican blacks.
South Cobb is basically the westside of Atlanta. Zone 1 police comes out here because it’s literally down the street, they just change the street name from hollowell when you leave Atlanta city limits. Because it’s so close to Bankhead and other hoods, there are some gangs and typical inner city activities. Cumberland and Braves stadium are boujee though due to white people who visit from other areas.
East Cobb is one of the richest areas in the state. It’s majority white, and there are lots of million dollar homes. When most people think of cobb county, this is typically what comes to mind, but all of cobb isn’t like this. The inhabitants privileged and called east cobb snobs.
West Cobb is perhaps the most diverse side of cobb. It includes marietta square, which is boujee, but there are a lot of minorities where west cobb meets south cobb. Likewise, the are a lot of rednecks where it mixes in with Paulding county. The area is like an average upper middle class suburb, though there are some “hoods” scattered.
North cobb gives cobb a bad rep. There are some hood areas and a good amount of low income families, but there are also beautiful rich neighborhoods close to Kennesaw State University and the mall. Lots of racists and drug addicts live here though as well as brainwashed republican blacks.
South Cobb is basically the westside of Atlanta. Zone 1 police comes out here because it’s literally down the street, they just change the street name from hollowell when you leave Atlanta city limits. Because it’s so close to Bankhead and other hoods, there are some gangs and typical inner city activities. Cumberland and Braves stadium are boujee though due to white people who visit from other areas.
Atlanta native: Dem boys from Cobb County, GA. They rich as hell out there, them boys aint bout nun.
Cobb native: .....you mean east cobb.
Cobb native: .....you mean east cobb.
by Sippydrank November 17, 2020
The East Cobb Mom is a type of mother found in East cobb GA. East Cobb mom's on facebook or instagram 24/7 which can get quite annoying. They are known to cause a fuss about everything , same as a Karen would. East cobb moms only shop for food at Whole Foods or Trader Joes. You can Find an East Cobb Child , (Otherwise known as "Spoiled brat") at the nehboring schools, Such as East Side Elementary or Dodgen Middle School. The East cobb children are mainly thots or PE tryhards. The East Cobb mother can be found in a neighboring Target or Khols. The style that East cobb moms try to achive is a modern farmhouse style . They also start decorating for Christmas on November 1st, when everone is still in halloween spirit. There are mom's similar to the East Cobb mom which can be found in suburban Utah and in suburban Tennesse.
Person 1:" OMG Did you see Ethens mom?"
Person 2:" Yes! She is such an East Cobb Mom! She gets mad for the smallest things!"
Person 2:" Yes! She is such an East Cobb Mom! She gets mad for the smallest things!"
by Ananya_Business_ April 9, 2023
A Hot Carl on the Cobb is when partner number one begins by eating only corn giblets for a full day (for softer stool use creamed corn). Then, partner number 1 spreads their ass cheeks and takes a big steamy poo on partner #2's face, which can be lovingly covered in (optional) saran wrap. The schmear is then rubbed around the face with plastic cutlery until it's margarine spread consistency. If the corn/poo is not the desired consistency, Partner number one jerks off partner number two onto his own face, to add a more creamy base. Then, Partner 1 rolls his dick in the corn poo till fully covered. Partner #2 then nibbles away at the corn/poo mixture until the cobb has been picked clean.
At our last family reunion, Uncle John didn't have any of Aunt Bessie's famous cream pie, because he was stuffed to the brim with Uncle Bill's Hot Carl on the Cobb.
by Mid-temp Karl 69 November 24, 2016
Deborah has such a huge cunt that she had to use the Nebraska Corn Cobb to pleasure herself. Go Huskers!
by Brett 4 November 10, 2006
Humorous misspelling of the name Jacob which refers to a a person of Mexican descent who enjoys stuffing Cobbs or male genitalia in their mouth repeatedly
Wow Ja-cobb gobbler really swallowed up all those penises and now is in the hospital with puncture wounds to the back of his throat
by Have you ever danced with the April 16, 2017