Quarter-Dome Patterson

A teacher who can’t make it up half dome but loves to talk about his trip there.

by ImaginationRocket January 14, 2021

Jack Patterson-Howard

Born to “Haiiii<33 :3” Forced to “Yo wassup gang”

FUCK SOCIAL STANDARDS AND EXPECTATIONS - Jack Patterson-Howard

by Panucci’s_Aaa May 24, 2023

by y2bulldog March 15, 2016

The chad. The GOAT. The absolute expert at removing pussies from your WoW guild.

Patterson: "This is honestly the first interaction I've had with you in three days."

by Wouldsuffice December 8, 2020

A person which can be defined as reliably unreliable.

Example: You can rely on a person bail out of a plan or event at the very last second.

Hannah probly won't be coming tonight. She's a Patterson through and through

by Bobbydazzler87 October 21, 2023

Kind of short guy that got rejected 5 times and kinda sad life. Gets in trouble all the time. Bad man

A 6’2 buff man with a 8 meter defeater. He’ll pull any girl he sees

Omg is that Eamon Patterson?

by Icallherchandelier October 13, 2023