laxative

What Bush needs, since he's so fucking full of it.

Buy laxatives for Bush! For $10, we will send a $7 pack of laxatives to the White House and $3 to Iraqi charity organizations.

by Victor September 24, 2004

lax

sickest sport ever. Though im soooooooo bad and ill never be like scott at it. wow hes the best.

Scott is soooooo cool.

by Connie Scholz February 24, 2003

lax

v. to hire an escort, then gangbang, sodomize and steal her money while using racial slurs. Also used to refer to any form of sexual assult.

Yeah, I had to leave that SAE party, I was about to get laxed!

I'm going to lax you with this beer bottle if you don't shut up.

Watch out for him, he's an experienced laxer.

by the wet landini March 31, 2006

Lax

Lax is the lead developer for MQ2, he's a fucking pimp, with skills so leet they make baby jesus cry.

RTFM NOOB! - Lax

by Randog May 16, 2004

lax

best sport second to football(AMERICAN!)

fuck baseball, lest go play LAX!

by 100% ME May 8, 2003

lax

An awesome sport that requires a lot of skill(more so for girls than guys lax).

by Kathleen June 29, 2003

lax

see landon or landon guy. the essence of sweet lax.

everyone sweats the landon guys lax skills

by hotstuff June 5, 2004