Vladislavs Dracula

Vlad Tepes (The Impaler). The character who gave birth to the myth of Dracula. Cousin of Stefan The Great And Holy.

Has impaled a great deal of people. This is why he is called 'The Impaler'.

by Nirvanaholic December 15, 2004

Dracula Face

An insult directed towards either a male or a female, that have eaten out a girl during the time of her period.

You're sick dracula face!

A: It tasted like cancer!
B: I bet it did Dracula face!

by Tyson Sinclair October 27, 2006

Dracula Panties

A pair of panties after a heavy menstrual cycle

Harold was disgusted to find his moms Dracula Panties.

by offwiththeirheads August 29, 2012

Cunt Dracula

Another word for a rainbow kiss, with obvious connections i.e. blood sucking etc.

Guy 1. So how did head go?
Guy 2. Awww man, she didn;t tell me she was on, I looked like Cunt Dracula

by bulmander November 16, 2007

Fat Dracula

correct nickname for Ted Cruz

Belinda was switching channels after a long day at work and landed on Fixed Noise. bearded and obese Rafael Ted Cruz was on with Tucker Carlson to slam the libs and Belinda said "I don't got enough Chardonnay to sit through Fat Dracula. fucking pass dude."

by Uncle Joosie February 25, 2022

dracula's sweetooth

Where, during sexual intercourse, a woman's period just so happens to occur at that time and the male, or female for that matter, eats her period.

Girl 1 - "Yo bitch we gotta stop im on my period"
Boy 1 - "Ima just pull a dracula's sweetooth and eat it, no biggie"

by Jack August 17, 2007

Lazy Dracula

This is when a woman is on her period and she gives him a blow job as he's licking her out. They then sloppy kiss with fluids in their mouths: share and share alike!

Pete and his missus had a fantastic Lazy Dracula as she was on her period when they they were on a dirty weekend in Newry.

by Cunthamstertoastmaster March 19, 2016