Noun: A text message sent from a male to his beta-male peers upon reaching sexual climax, during intercourse with a woman, in order to gloat and exclaim his manliness.
A: *checks phone and cringes*
B: What's up?
A: I just got a Bust-a-Nut Text from my boy.
B: What'd it say?
A: He just gorilla-fucked some Russian chick in the back of a limo...
B: What's up?
A: I just got a Bust-a-Nut Text from my boy.
B: What'd it say?
A: He just gorilla-fucked some Russian chick in the back of a limo...
by DTUrbanDictionary February 28, 2014
Brad: It’s November 11 do you know what that means
Kyle: no I don’t
Brad: It’s Bust A Nut Day and you don’t break NNN
Kyle: no I don’t
Brad: It’s Bust A Nut Day and you don’t break NNN
by TheCheeseMan101 November 2, 2020
1) Darth Kieduss: If Disney turns Star Wars into a musical, I'm gonna bust a nut!
2) Snoop Dogg giving Lisa Lampinelli nicknames: Busta-Bust a nut in your face. And my face, Snoop-Chilli-Dogg-In-Your-Mutha-Fuckin-Mouth.
2) Snoop Dogg giving Lisa Lampinelli nicknames: Busta-Bust a nut in your face. And my face, Snoop-Chilli-Dogg-In-Your-Mutha-Fuckin-Mouth.
by DarthKieduss February 26, 2014
-Yo, dawg, did you see Megan Fox's latest video?
-Hell yeah, man. I'm about to go bust 10 nuts in the bathroom.
-Hell yeah, man. I'm about to go bust 10 nuts in the bathroom.
by *<3*anonymous*<3* September 22, 2010
Brad: It’s November 11 you know what that means
Kyle: no I don’t
Brad: It’s Bust A Nut Day and you won’t break NNN
Kyle: no I don’t
Brad: It’s Bust A Nut Day and you won’t break NNN
by TheCheeseMan101 November 2, 2020
"Munson's dick pic was so small i busted a nut laughing!"
"....i hope he's allergic to nuts because that shit aint funny."
"It's hilarinut, shut up."
"....i hope he's allergic to nuts because that shit aint funny."
"It's hilarinut, shut up."
by halfassed October 22, 2017
Derived from the slang term "the itis", which refers to the uncontrollable tendency to fall asleep after having a big meal.
Bust-a-nut-itis is the overwhelming urge men experience to fall sleep after having sex or busting a nut.
Bust-a-nut-itis is the overwhelming urge men experience to fall sleep after having sex or busting a nut.
Wally: "..so when I woke up, that hoe had taken everything, my iPod, my Blackberry, credit cards..."
Buddy: "Sounds like a serious case of bust-a-nut-itis.."
" I had bust-a-nut-itis so my mom found me passed out in front of my PC with big booties on the screen, my pants around my ankles and lotion everywhere.. "
Buddy: "Sounds like a serious case of bust-a-nut-itis.."
" I had bust-a-nut-itis so my mom found me passed out in front of my PC with big booties on the screen, my pants around my ankles and lotion everywhere.. "
by Shocker Zulu August 17, 2011