Noun: A text message sent from a male to his beta-male peers upon reaching sexual climax, during intercourse
with a woman, in order to gloat and exclaim his manliness.
A: *checks phone and cringes*
B: What's up?
A: I just got a Bust-a-Nut Text from my boy.
B: What'd it say?
A: He just gorilla
-fucked some Russian
chick in the back of a limo...