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Saratoga Springs

Historic town known for it's horse racing, popped izod collars, racino cougars and elitist mentality.
Man: Let's go to Starbucks, shop at Eddie Bauer, then cheat on our taxes!

Woman: Oh, that's soooo Saratoga Springs!
Saratoga Springs by t_j_holl August 16, 2008

Palm Springs 

Where LA-area gay men go to die after their 40th birthday, a la Logan's Run.
Bill: "Too bad I missed Dave's 40th birthday party. Where is he anyway?"

Mark: "Oh he's been shipped off to Palm Springs."
Palm Springs by B May 13, 2005

Clifton Springs 

An incredibly smelly, sulfarific, small town in Upstate NY. CS, as the noobs would refer to it as, is home to some pretty effed up kids that have to share a school with the effed up kids of Phelps.
Yo, that hoe is from Clifton Springs, straight up!
Clifton Springs by Mickey K. August 10, 2008

denham springs high school 

The worst most ghetto place with the most racists in the entire state of Louisiana full of fat fucks and gay cunts.
Jim: my school is the worst in the nation

Todd: no, nothing compares to Denham Springs High School.

springing the pogo

To masturbate. "springing" as the name suggests, is the repeated up and down jacking of the "pogo" stick, which of course is ... ya dick!
"OMG! What are you doing!?"
"Well honey, i'm springing the pogo! Check it out, ima bout to set a world record!"

"U don't jack it!? Shit, i've already sprung it twice since i've been here!"

cooper springsteen 

average high school boy: if she breathe, she a thot
cooper springsteen: ALL WOMEN ARE QUEENS