Spring Laker™

Spring Laker™ is a members-only social club founded in Spring Lake, New Jersey.

I'm a Spring Laker™. Are you a Spring Laker™? How do I become a Spring Laker™?

by springlaker June 04, 2024

spring has sprung

a phrase meaning yellah, you couch potato, it's time to get a move on and do something productive

father: hoo-hoo, Adam, spring has sprung. I don't want to save your sinking Titanic. Now get up and do you homework, it's your last year of high school. If you fail this year, you would have done diddly-squat with your private education.

son: I didn't do diddly-squat with my education; I play guitar in the high school music band

father : yup that counts as diddly-squat if you come from a private school. Go study mechanical engineering or something.

by Sexydimma October 19, 2013

North Springs High School

A math and preforming arts school in Fulton County that get no funding and is infested with cockroaches. They have a mediocre football team and a excellent band

So the Spartans lost again?
No they have 1 to 4 this year.
The home of the cockroach is doing well this year.
North Springs High School, it’s fucking shit

by BobRoss4449 October 04, 2022

Hope springs eternal

it is human nature always to find fresh cause for optimism.

Even after a series of disappointing results, the coach, ever the optimist, declared, "We'll turn this around; hope springs eternal," as he prepared the team for the next match.

by Arminkshipper March 20, 2025

Spring lock Failure

A Springlock Failure is the event in which a Springlock Suit's spring loaded devices keeping the animatronic as a suit snaps shut, resetting it back into an animatronic with a wearer inside, typically crushing the wearer to death. Springlock Failures are often caused by moisture, heavy breathing, or failure to correctly set up the springlocks.

"And if you trigger those spring locks, two things will happen: first the locks themselves will snap right into you, making deep cuts all over your body, and a split second later, all the animatronic parts, all that sharp steel and hard plastic will instantly be driven into your body. You will die, but it will be slow. You’ll feel your organs punctured, the suit will grow wet with your blood, and you will know you’re dying for long, long minutes. You’ll try to scream, but you will be unable to: your vocal cords will be severed, and your lungs will fill with your own blood until you drown in it." -William Afton describing a Spring lock Failure, The Silver Eyes

by QueenHHJ June 29, 2023

Palm Springs Blow Torch

Usually occurs after consuming a spicy meal accompanied by a bout of food poisoning where you repeatedly spray red hot shit out your ass. However, despite your inflamed anus, it does not stop your partner from sexual penetration.

Despite eating some bad taco meat, Jason's sexual frustration resulted in Nick giving him a big old Palm Springs blow torch.

by ZT14 October 13, 2016

like a boxing glove on a spring.

Term used to describe a particularly stinky fanny.

I pulled down her pants and the smell hit me like a boxing glove on a spring.

by The Incredible D March 13, 2009