Mad
Dog 20/20 18% or 13% alc. by vol.
As majestic as the cascading waters of a drain pipe, MD 20/20 is bottled by the 20/20 wine company in Westfield, New York. This is a good place to start for the street wine rookie, but beware; this
dog has a bite to back up its bark. Mad
Dog Stands for Mogen David, and is affectionately called "Mad
Dog 20/20". You'll find this beverage as often in a bum's nest as in the rock quarry where the high
school kids sneak off to drink. This beverage is likely the most consumed by non-bums, but that doesn't stop any bums from drinking it! Our research indicates that Mad
Dog 20/20 is the best of the bum wines at making you feel warm inside. Some
test subjects report a slight numbing agent in Mad
Dog 20/20, similar to the banana paste that the dentist puts in your mouth before injecting it with novocain. Anyone that can afford a dentist should steer clear of this disaster. Avaliable in various nauseating tropical flavors that coat your whole system like bathtub scum, but only the full "Red
Grape Wine" flavor packs the 18% whallop.
Liquor stores are starting to be infiltrated by a 13% variety of Mad
Dog 20/20 Red Grape. There is also a new "Blue Raspberry" flavor with "BLING BLING". Even the lowest functioning of bums
will know not to get swindled out of 5%.
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