The Urine Agi

Refers to when someone (especially a wrestler) urinates in their pants. It is a pun based on the Judo move called the Uranage, which WWE wrestlers Bray Wyatt and Samoa Joe are known for using - though some insist that those two wrestlers are, in fact, pissing themselves.

Don't scare me like that! I almost did the Urine Agi!

by Sir Veisaid December 26, 2019

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Alpha Urinal

A urinal that either one person or a collection of males tend to frequently use in opposition to the other urinals in the washroom.

The same terminology can be applied to stalls. I.E. Alpha stall.

I went to the bathroom, but somebody was using the alpha urinal, so I left.

by DashBlaster April 9, 2009

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urinal anxiety

An affliction of males characterized by unusual behaviours in the men's room. Urinal anxiety is manifest in the actions of a man who walks into the men's room and heads directly toward the urinals, but -upon seeing another man already standing at a nearby urinal- immediately changes course for the stalls. Urinal anxiety afflicts a substantial number of males who have a phobia about pissing in a location where another male might notice their schlong (as if other males would have an interest in someone else's schlong...). The most extreme form of urinal anxiety is usually seen in locations using the old "trough" urinals often placed in ball park restrooms. The afflicted male approaches the other happy, piss-spattering companions, pulls his dick out, and... and... and... (after a long delay) zips his dick back up, unable to urinate, and shame-facedly departs the restroom unsatisfied.

Damn, Frank never uses the urinals. The other day he went into the women's room at the ball park to avoid the trough. I think he's gripped by urinal anxiety.

by Frank Klaune February 21, 2005

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Urinal lip

The result of pouting, when the lower lip protrudes out resembling that of a men's urinal.

I see you didn't get your way again, I can tell by your urinal lip...

by Flyby1000 July 27, 2010

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Urine Gun

The Male Reproductive Organ: Cock, Penis, Dong, Wang, Schlong, piss pump.

Ex:1. Guy 1: Hey what happened to you yesterday?

Guy 2: Sorry, I was busy. I had a butt lunch at the urine gun glory hole.

Ex:2. How do you make Buttnog? Take one part Urine Gun to one part Ganus, shake well, and let sit for ten to fifteen days.

by s0ull3ss October 9, 2010

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