[toothpick down a volcano]

the toothpick represents the penis and the volcano represents the large well used gaping vagina.

"Bangin' that ho was like dropping a toothpick down a volcano.I had to strap a board across my ass to keep from falling in!"

by the doll August 15, 2006

Chinese Toothpick

a chinese mans dick i.e small

that guy put his chinese toothpick in her mouth.

by Beachbum760 May 12, 2009

Edward Toothpick Dick

When you put a toothpick in your bellend and hump a wall as hard as you can. Usually done if something looks so unappealing and shit that Edward Toothpick Dick looks fun in comparison. Adapted from the famous “Edward Scissor Hands.”

“A party at James’? Think I’d rather do an Edward Toothpick Dick to be honest, mate”

“Edward Toothpick Dick? Sound like r/sounding but with extra effort.”

by I put the dic in dictionary January 25, 2022

Your dick a toothpick

A phrase worse than your family tree LGBT you will destroy the universe

Robby: ur mom gay
Dan: your dad lesbian
Robby: your granny tranny
Dan: your pappy trappy
Robby: your sister a mister
Dan: your family tree LGBT
Robby: your dick a toothpick
*Dan Cums to the point where he drowns in it*

by Smolboiintheghetto March 25, 2018

TNT (toothpick 'n' tits)

A slender-legged woman who is endowed with a disproportionately larger bosom.

Hey Bro, You see Ed's new girlfriend? Her rack is amazing! She's all TNT (toothpick 'n' tits)!

by tumamatambien April 2, 2017

H. E. double toothpicks

A nice way of saying HELL

Go to fucking H. E. double toothpicks
Alternative; H.E. Double Hockey Sticks

by Jeff494 September 30, 2005

H. E. double toothpicks

Hell. (sort of a jocular euphemism)

Tha guy is despicable! May he rot in H.E. double toothpicks.

by Light Joker September 15, 2004