thai terd

n. an urgent and prickly bowel movement associated with the consumption of extra hot Pad Thai. Frequently proceeded by a spray fart with the after affects similar to having a cactus in the ass.

After a delicious and spicy Pad Thai lunch, Vini spray farted in the elevator, then ran to the employee restroom where the jettison of the thai terd could be heard throughout the office. Manning, the custodian never returned to work.

by misterquinton January 20, 2009

terd plug

When you are having trouble pooping and then a big hard chunk comes out and then the rest flows out smoothly.

I can't poop because I have a terd plug that I can't push out.

by Coffee Cardinal May 07, 2018

Terd Gas

A fart so hot you know it's going to smell terrible.

Chad's terd gas was so ripe it curled around his nose and wouldn't leave his pants.

by Wizurley May 08, 2010

puddin terd

diarrhea

don't eat that gravy mano, you wake up wit puddin terd bro!

by StreightSpine November 12, 2019

mountain terd

a substance that comes out of a moutain lion's ass in a form of a terd on a mountain a little south of the mexican border.

This mountain terd is a big shit.

by Shcarsloo April 22, 2011

terd fergassin

has no meaning just used as an empty insult towards jewish people.

"cody was bein a terd fergassin"

by chester November 29, 2003

pancake terd

a soft stool that takes the shape of a space shuttle when it hits the bottom of the toilet.

i woke up this morning to see a pancake terd staring at me from the toilet.

by jLOUD August 04, 2006